Everyone that episode of Gotham:
Oswald: Where is my Eddie-bean?
Tarquin: Hi Oswald!! Hi!! I'm your new chief of staff I'm trying my very best to please you hi!!!!
Oswald: >:( You're not my Eddie bean, you suck.
Jim: lol gonna turn up at the funeral of the guy I murdered and make sure his mob boss father sees me lol
Harvey: Jim can you pls make a good wise decision once in your life I am literally begging you
Zsasz: Hi Jimmy lol why don't you ever lock your door?
Zsasz: anyway I'm gonna kill you, sucks lol, bye
Tarquin: Hi Oswald hi!!! I got you a TV appearance please love me!!!!
Oswald: Unless my Eddie-bean's going to be there, I don't care.
Selina: ugh, my Mum's flirting with my Dadfred, gross
The Actual Gotham Fandom: JErome is tHE BEST I love him SO M UCH ugh WHEN IS HE COMING BACK IT SUCKS WITHOUT HIM
Jim: jerome's not even that great lol
The Actual Gotham Fandom: hOW D A R E ???????????
Sleepy Oswald: zzzzzzzz I am snooze
Ghostie Elijah: don't trust the birthday boy!
Sleepy Oswald: who dat tho
Lee: *ariel voice* bUT DADDY I LOVE HIM
Oswald: Another day, another struggle without my Eddie-bean. :(
Tarquin: Hi Oswald hi!!!!!! It's my birthday!!!! I got cake!!!!!! Do you want cake? :D
Oswald: *snoopin in Tarquin's office, v. sneak*
Oswald: *finds rotting corpse* That's my daddy dearest! Looking as handsome as ever!
Tarquin: Hi Oswald hi!!!!! Looking through my cupboards there? :D You can take any of my personal belongs you want if it'll make you love me!!!!!!
Oswald: >:( *beats Tarquin to a bloody pulp*
Tarquin: This has got to be in the top five worst birthdays of my life :(
Oswald: Welp, time to go on TV. Without my Eddie-bean. :(
Interviewer: So, I heard you used to kill people?
Oswald: Yah, like five minutes ago hahahahaha I mean what
Ghostie Elijah: ffs Ozzie why do I have to clean up all your mess?
Oswald: whoops gotta go bye
Interviewer: what the fuck
Camera crew: what the fuck
People watching at home: what the fuck
Snedward (snake Edward): heheheh i'm so evil and sneaky
Snedward (snake Edward): I made him look like an idiot on live TV
Babs: no offence Edwin Mystery or whatever the fuck your name is but i think he would've managed that without your interference, the guy looks like an idiot every time he leaves his house
Snedward (snake Edward): shush i'm sneaky and evil
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