fuckingfivesos

um, yes? one of them is a highly appreciated, amazingly done musical masterpiece and the other is 5 seconds of summer

the fact that 5sos fans are reblogging this is amazing

#no one hates 5sos more than 5sos fans

the feminist in me is saying “equal pay” but the communist is saying “footballers should be paid way less”

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this goes for friends too. not just lovers, but friendships and family. 

Truth 🙌

i love dominant men but at the same time if a man tells me what to do i’ll bodyslam him

Friendly reminder that this blog is pro-choice and if you don’t think a woman should have full control of her own body, then kindly unfollow me right now and go to hell

every year after you turn 17 you get further away from being the age of the dancing queen and that’s my least favorite thing about growing up

One thing I like about Pixar films is how the happy ending isn’t always what you think it’ll be. The toys don’t go with Andy to college, Gusteau’s restaurant gets closed down, Mike and Sully get kicked out of university, Carl never gets Ellie to Paradise Falls. But they find out that what they wanted isn’t necessarily what they needed, and I really like the fact that kids get to learn that life doesn’t always turn out the way they dreamed and that’s okay.

I remember reading this post a couple years back, and the message stuck with me since

Always reblog

As a former zookeeper we would hear this a lot. “If you don’t study hard you’ll end up cleaning poop for a living.” It’s the one time we’re allowed to go off on the visitors. I once heard my boss rant for five minutes at a lady, in front of her kids, about how he had a Master’s degree, how people literally worked there for free, and how dare she judge people without bothering to know anything about them. Later that day his boss came by and said, roughly, “She told us what happened. Thanks for not throwing anything this time.”

a rollercoaster from start to finish

Steve looks so confused in the last pic and that’s what makes it so funny

i prefer guys who make small dick jokes about themselves over guys who make big dick jokes about themselves

I nearly spat out my tea

Soulmates are not your ~other half~, that’s just nonsense. You are a whole person already, not half a person. A soulmate isn’t even inherently romantic. A soulmate is just the other sock in a matched set. You’re still a whole, complete sock on your own, you are perfectly functional paired with any other sock, it’s just that it’s even better when you match. A soulmate is literally just the person who makes your soul go “!!! Same hat!!!” and wave excitedly.

i love this

this is literally the only interpretation of “soulmate” that I can tolerate or accept