that sunny d tweeted ‘i can’t do this anymore’ is horrifying like companies are masquerading as depressed people to appear relatable to the depressed masses that’s dystopian lmao

hate to be That Guy but who’s gonna put the Infinity War gif in ????

now add the umbrella scene for all the sadness you’ve caused me

i cannot believe this exists. i’m sobbing

everyone thinks latin is a hard language to learn because it’s dead or because the grammar’s difficult or something like that but latin is actually hard because you keep accidentally summoning demons while you study and it can get kind of hard to do your homework when they’re all fighting over the soul you apparently just sold to five of them by mistake

#the paperwork to get your soul back is a bitch #satan doesnt take too kindly to having to deal with the desk work either

I thought that was going to go one way but it went another and I like this way a lot better.

“in this essay i will explore” memes piss me off because it implies y’all still using first person pronouns when writing academically. childish ass

“i don’t wanna die, i sometimes wish i’d never been born at all” remains the rawest fucking lyric in the history of music thanks freddie

I love Queen because half of their songs are mind-blowing pieces about life and death and love and humanity’s inability to live together without destroying ourselves, and the other half are like “I love my bike”

actually there’s a third kind and it’s called “I’m Freddie Mercury And There’s Nothing You Can Do To Stop Me”