Know Many, Like Few.

I crave the most innocent parts of a relationship. Like holding hands and forehead kisses and being able to tell someone how much I absolutely adore them.

This is so much better than any russian roulette or “poison cookie” analogy.

why are 15 year olds so angry

because the world is a shitty place and fifteen is around the age that people start to realize that 

actually this is very accurate

I was just thinking this. She actually takes the children back to visit their family in their home country and they study about their own cultures. She isn’t one of those white people trying to assimilate her non-white children. 

She doesn’t use her kids as props and accessories, and she loves and cherishes them all equally it looks like.

Not to mention how she lets John (Shiloh prefers to be called John) dress and act how they like

Also, I’m pretty sure her wedding dress has her kids’ drawings on it, which is just unbelievably adorable.

I remember reading a while ago that when they hire nannies, they have a nanny from each child’s country of origin, who is fluent in their country’s native language, and can teach not just the individual child but the whole family about that country and culture. It’s really incredible how non-assimilative they’ve made their household.

stacy’s mom is 10 years old

just fyi the song not the mom

THIS IS A PSA.

This is important

This also works amazing on SNES or NES games where some dummy decided it would be a good idea to put a price sticker on the game label.

There is that one day in February, the one we mustn’t speak of

FUCKKKKKKKKKK

when you drink the water and the tummy go sploosh sploosh

The fact that 246,720 ppl know what this is

it’s almost like everyone drinks water or something

girls don’t want boys, girls want kristen stewart not to feel pressure to come out 

At some point I read “Girls who wear hair ties on their wrist are always ready for a blow job” and I was just thinking about it and like, I don’t remember not wearing a hair tie on my wrist. Did I come out of the womb with A+ head game and preparedness?

i want to live by the ocean but also in the forest but also in the mountains but also in a big city but also in the countryside u feel me

Yes.

That place is called Seattle