"accidental pussy acquisition" is definitely the funniest tag I've ever seen on ao3

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"accidental pussy acquisition" is definitely the funniest tag I've ever seen on ao3

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Can you hear us? Can you feel what we’re going through? Fear. Hunger. Death. A never-ending siege. The silence of the world hurts as much as the bombs.
We're crying out to your humanity—please don't look away. Speak about us. Stand with us. We're not okay. We're trying to survive.
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Andrew Minyard better than me fr because if my blue eyed situationship said "thank you, you were amazing" to me after I gave 110% at a fucking stickball game and then immediately gets kidnapped by his serial killer dad he conveniently forgot to tell me about, and I had to learn that my codependent worstie knew the whole time through "gentle persuasion"...
I'd be on the news.
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I would die for Mr. Murderbritches
You will
He’ll do it personally
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Without my glasses I couldn’t tell those were chickens and thought he had been arrested for stealing ice creams.
I’ve been thinking more and more about writing a short fanfic about Andreil but I’m too much of a coward and have no hope but if even one single person tells me to do it i’ll probably do it… So my fate’s in your hands, goodbye

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jeremy: *experiences any sort of inconvenience*
jeremy: gonna have to fuck someone who treats me like shit about this
I need to spread my vision with the world. I bring to you all: Jeremy+Jean+Renee.
Jean has TWO hands. Let the man use them. Jeremy and Renee aren't dating for obvious reasons but they're incredibly affectionate with one another, often even more PDA-prone with each other than with Jean. They get a small apartment. They each have their same bedroom. The kitchen is always full of laughter.
This happens year down the line, of course. Jean and Jeremy are already a thing, when Renee goes to visit them. She doesn't ask for anything — Jean isn't hers, and she knows it. It's Jean and Jeremy who give her the option, who tell her that she could be part of this, of them, if she wanted.
Of course she wants to.
When the three of them do decide to share a bed, it's usually for movie nights. Jeremy and Renee tend to fall asleep on each other on the couch more often than not, so jean carries them to their beds and they giggle while pretending to still be asleep. Renee teaches them the basics of self-defense, slowly, kindly. Andrew and Neil come by (because of course they do) and Andrew gets a headache as soon as Jeremy and Renee start supporting each other's peace delusions. He becomes friends with Jean that weekend.
I just want Jean to be loved by two people tbh. Renee and Jeremy are the best friends ever. A qpr, if you will.
wilson so good at playing the role of a normal person he has HALF THE FANDOM fooled. Like we are exposed to this characters life in the barest form, and still people are confused about his motives.
Transportation
Okay but I love pictures of animals carrying their babies in slightly precarious looking ways, and the baby looks mildly concerned or displeased
good luck to kevin who has to deal with a non-smoking andrew and a sidelined neil 🫡
good luck to wymack who has to deal with a kevin who has to deal with a non-smoking andrew and a sidelined neil

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If you must
The Power of Memories 🎞️
Hey everyone, my name is Abdelmajed, and I want to share a little bit of my journey with you.
I was born and raised in Gaza, a place I once called home. Life was simple but beautiful. I remember sitting with my family in the evenings, drinking tea and telling stories. I remember walking through the streets, greeting neighbors, feeling like I belonged. I remember celebrating birthdays, laughing over silly jokes, and dreaming about the future.
But in the blink of an eye, everything changed. My home is gone. My family is not whole anymore. My city is unrecognizable. 💔 The streets that once felt so safe are now filled with emptiness. The laughter has been replaced with silence.
And yet, I hold onto my memories. Because memories remind me of who I am, where I come from, and what truly matters. They remind me that love, family, and connection are stronger than destruction.
If you’re reading this, take a moment to appreciate the little things. Hug your family, tell someone you love them, appreciate the warmth of home. These small moments are what truly make life beautiful. 💙
And I'm now waiting to be Vetted by @gazavetters 🙏
My name is Abdelmajed, and I am a survivor of the war in Gaza. Everything I once knew has been taken away—my home, my safety, and the people
Sure Jean is super maladjusted. He has a pseudo-eating disorder, a fear of elevators, and doesn’t know if peaches grow on trees or not, but by far the most diabolical symptom of his maladjustment is that he somehow looked at top surgery scars and went yup! Heart surgery!
And the law school saga continues. Because not Jean and Kevin having a super important interview but Jeremy going to law school is more important 😂🤣.
Cat is teaching me.
"I like it. It makes everything go away for a while."

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realizing the horrific amounts of dread jeremy probably felt when he heard the rumors jean tried to kill himself at fox tower after he was the one who told jean riko was dead
because that would've been the second suicide jeremy would have blamed himself for
jeremy fucks different boys throughout the entire book and even comes to jean’s side with another man’s smell on him but god gorbid jean looks at someone for more than 0.2 seconds and jeremy internally starts losing his shit