Virgo: You know, I always thought the sky was blue but just darkening.

Capricorn: Oh. That's very...analyzing of you ;)

Virgo: sTOP THAT'S A STEREOTYPE

Capricorn: YOU KNOW THAT'S A TRUE STEREOTYPE

Virgo: I DON'T WANT TO ARGUE WITH YOU

Capricorn: Oh yeah. 'Cause my smart words could kill ;)

Virgo: Says who?

Capricorn: Says me.

Virgo: No.

Capricorn: Yes.

Virgo: I SAID NO FIGHTING

Capricorn: GEEZ MAN IT'S CALLED SARCASM

Virgo: Oh. Okay. oH LOOK AT THE GRASS THEY'RE REALLY GREEN-

Capricorn: *cough over-analyze*

Virgo:

Virgo: Drug-doer *runs away*

Capricorn: THAT WAS AQUARIUS ST O PPPPPPPPP

Virgo: HAHAHAHAHA

Capricorn: THAT IS RUDe

Virgo: Heh. I wonder what Taurus would say..

Capricorn: You wouldn't dare.

Virgo: TAURUS

Taurus: Yeah.

Capricorn: Nothing. It's just that Virgo here said that your lips were perfectly proportioned for their kiss.

Virgo: THAT WAS ONCE

Taurus:...oh?

Virgo: NO I DON'T STO P CAPRICORN

Capricorn: Go kiss them lips, Virgo. Maybe then you won't be known as the virgin anymore ;))

Virgo: CAPRICORNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN

Taurus: You two, I swear.

Capricorn: Oh, Taurus, Virgo wants to kiss you so b a d l y

Virgo: NO I DON'T CAPRICORN STOP

Taurus: Okay then.

Virgo: sTOP

*Taurus slowly backs away*

Capricorn: Don't mess with me ;)

Virgo: I still don't know why I'm friends with you.

Capricorn: IT'S BECAUSE...BECAUSE...U N D E R S T A N D I N G.

Virgo: Oh. TRUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE