Neji Shouldnt Have Died It Shouldve Been Sasuke

“I'm not finna argue with a Sasuke avi', Incel mad, I'm a Weeb and a Baddie” -Megan Thee Stallion, 2024

This is thee hill I will die on.

Crazy Choji's whole ninja technique is taking those pills man imagine if he got ahold of Ozempic

Orochimaru is just gay Voldemort with a 40 inch lace frontal unit I said what I said.

why do people talk about izumi as if she was an actual canon character and not… a filler one lol

im convinced at least half the fandom just plain never read the manga and considers countless anime additions canon. the things ive seen stated as inarguable fact on this website

I became a ninja to serve cunt not the law

naruto could be mark zunkleberg in a modern au and sasuke could be whoever owns pinterest

facebook tries to buy pinterest and sasuke says no then they move in together get married and facebook dies pinterest becomes a thriving economy after sasuke sells it to sakura

the most important part here is that i get married to the money in the end. happily ever after

who the hell are you

read the room asshole

you're an imposter everyone knows I could never read the room, I just pretend to by staying silent when I don't know what to say... and even if I could, I specifically choose not to... to make a scene

this was scurvyitachi's top post of 2021. thanks i guess

if i got catfished by someones grandma i'd still fuck her #LOVEWINS

imagine you’re at a convention and you’re reaching for a sasunaru doujinshi and someone else reaches for it at the same time and you look up and it’s megan thee stallion

Kankuro's mastery over the arts of puppetry are comparable to how long he goes wearing his fursuit without washing it: unprecedented 😌

that might be the nicest thing you've said about him

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Oh Sasuke you've got the Sharingan? What's what? You have trauma? Oh your parents died in gory and entirely avoidable ways after nefarious pressure from the state? Oh you're gay? Oh you're just a gay fucking homosexual who likes men??? Yeah thats original.

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