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“Our wedding night,” you whispered, as if it was something scandalous and secret, though your drunk self didn’t quite manage to keep your voice down, “You’ll have to carry me over the threshold then, too. But with my dress and all, I’ll be sooo heavy. You better work out.”

“I think I can handle it,” he hoisted you up a little higher to prove his point as he carried you down the hallway, “And who said I was going to marry you?”

Immediately, a pout appeared on your lips and your eyebrows pulled into a frown, “Were you going to marry someone else? Who?” 

He shrugged, because he couldn’t help himself from wanting to tease you a bit when you were drunk and moody like this. “Who knows?”

The frown deepened even further, “Do you really think anyone else would marry a nerd like you?”

“You think no one would?”

“You suck,” You averted your gaze, your response coming out in a mumble, “Of course a lot of people would. But you should indulge me at times like this.”

“Sorry love,” he paused to leave a small peck on your forehead, “Of course there’s no one else I would marry but you.”

“Thank you,” you replied, emphasizing each syllable. 

Kai just chuckled, turning to nudge open the door to the bedroom with his shoulder, cozy bed with your (mostly his) zillion plushies ready to swallow you up. He set you down at the foot of the bed, and you just flopped over to the side like a sack of potatoes while he crouched down to take off your shoes.

“You will though, right?” You mumbled into the mattress. Your voice sounded genuine this time, “Marry me?”

“Are you proposing right now?”

“No. I don’t want it like that.”

“You want me to propose?”

You turned your head from where it’s buried in the sheets to look at him. Your hair fell into your face messily, but he could still make out your eyes beneath. “Yeah.”

“Now?” 

“No. Not now… Wait a bit, so that I can feel surprised by it.”

Kai wouldn’t be able to keep the fond smile off his face if he tried. “Alright. I’ll wait a bit.”

"But not too long." 

“Someone’s impatient,” He shook his head with a chuckle, “We’ll have the rest of our lives.”

“Well, we both know that you’re the patient one between the two of us. And besides,” a cheeky smile spread on your lips, and Kai wanted to kiss it right off, “I just can’t wait for the rest of our lives to begin. What’s so wrong about that?”

“You’re right,” he said, keeping his eyes from darting to the bottom drawer of his nightstand and instead leaning over to finally peck your lips, “I can’t wait either.”

Each of the five hosts attracts guests with their own distinct type, all of which are widely loved for their different appeal.

CHOI YEONJUN ! The ‘prince charming’ type

With his good looks, princely charm, and flamboyancy, Yeonjun is the most popular member of the host club, with a 70% request rate. His rose's color is white and his representative animal is a fox. Choi yeonjun was the one to create the club, his family plays a significant role in funding the university, hence why he is able to get away with having such a club. He personally recruited all of the other members and the club is something he values more than anything. A fashion major, Choi yeonjun is the heir to a global luxury fashion house. He also excitedly designs and creates many of the costumes for the host club events and members. He is the most flirty member and does the most fanservice.

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CHOI SOOBIN ! The ‘gentle leader’ type

As the club’s president, Choi soobin is known for his calm authority and soft spoken nature. He is very polite and known to be very gentlemanly. His family is also the richest, with very old money and an aristocratic lineage. Despite this, he remains humble and approachable. His rose’s colour is pink and his representative animal is a bunny. Guests love him for his soft posh boy vibes, often wearing fake glasses as he knows guests love it, leaning into this image. His soft nurturing nature as the leader earned him the club’s unofficial title of the ‘mum’, whilst yeonjun is referred to as the ‘dad’ - a contrasting dynamic guests really seem to like. He also studies English literature. Guests ask soobin to create bullshit poetry for them, which they fawn over. Despite being an English lit student, poetry is not one of his strong suits.

CHOI BEOMGYU ! The ‘emo rockstar’ type

He is very brooding and emo, known for his mysterious nature which, unsurprisingly gains him a lot of attention from guests. With his messy wolfcut, guitar, and multiple facial piercings, he leans into a rockstar aesthetic that many find appealing. It is a role that sells. His roses’s colour is red and his representative animal is a bear. Unlike the other members, he is also secretly on a scholarship and does not come from an esteemed or wealthy family. He has his issues with the club, but it pays well and he does love his members. He remains deeply attached to the club and still enjoys being a host. Choi beomgyu studies music. Seems to always be tired and sleeping due to balancing his studies and being a host club member.

HUENING KAI ! The ‘cute angel’ type

Often referred to as ‘Honey Kai’, a nickname guests who favour him use fondly. Kai is known for his bright, sweet, sunshine personality and his sweet tooth. His cheerful energy and soft, approachable nature makes him especially popular with those drawn to the cute type. He loves plushies and collecting them, particularly penguins and is almost never seen without one. Guests frequently gift him penguin plushies, to the point where he now just has two rooms filled entirely with them. His roses’s colour is yellow and his representative animal is a penguin. His family owns hotel and resort chains. Kai studies music alongside beomgyu. Occasionally, beomgyu and kai will produce background music for events together.

KANG TAEHYUN ! The ‘cool intelligent’ type

Kang taehyun is known for his cold and unemotional resolve. He is highly intelligent and academically driven, taehyun is the treasurer of the club. While soobin and yeonjun handle overall planning, taehyun oversees the numbers and tracks profits, keeping track of who performs best and what brings in the most revenue. He claims to only be involved for the experience and connections it offers, treating the club more like a strategic investment. His rose’s colour is blue and his representative animal is a squirrel. Though, many guests argue he is more of a cat. Despite all of this, taehyun is known to have a soft spot for kai, who is his best friend. Their dynamic is also especially popular. Kang taehyun studies finance and comes from a family involved in finance and brokerage. He also workouts the most and is popular for his good shape and muscles.

RELEASE DATE: TBA

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A/n: this probably won’t be out until around June since I have exams lol but I wanted to post a teaser since it was fun to make and to see the reception !! This series is going to be a mini series and will probably have 5 parts for each member. Also don’t get your hopes up LMAOO each chapter probably won’t be too long and will sort of be like oneshot smuts with each member. I do have rough ideas for each member now but this is still probably not going to be plot heavy or super cohesive loll

Also tell me which character has caught your eye so far based on the profiles in the comments I’m very curious hehe…which host would you be requesting for?

You spot him when you tip your head back after the bag on your head was removed by one of the crooks. They tried to intimidate you, make you cry for the random video but they were quickly scared by the onslaught of growing sirens in the distance. All you wanted to do was calm yourself down - ease the tidal waves of anxiety splashing in your stomach but the red mask above you feels like a damning ripple in the quaint, settled sea.

Just metres above you is a dangling superhero that you’re honestly not overly surprised to see. The familiar red face greets you, but he taps a finger over where his mouth should be to indirectly tell you to be quiet.

He drops softly from the ceiling and shuffles to where your legs are taped to the legs of the old chair. You glance at the busy bodies around you, thankful they’re occupied by the growing noise of police sirens to see the eyesore of colour crouched by your legs. You try not to hiss as he tugs the tape from your legs.

You can’t help but really stare at spiderman because something just feels sickly familiar. The outline of his strong jaw and pointed nose makes a bell in the back of your head start to ring, dinging louder with every interaction you have — with every inch he gets closer.

“Hey! Wait, is that fucking Spiderman!?” A voice yells and breaks you from your trance. You whip your head up to witness the group of men scatter, drawing knives and small guns from their pockets as they storm over to where the crouched hero is. Within seconds your arms are ripped from their ductape bindings and a pained yelp escapes you as the cool air licks are your stinging skin. The masked hero mumbles a faint apology before he’s whisking you from your chair and propelling both of your bodies into the air.

A bullet whizzes past your head which causes you to grasp onto the hero without thinking. Only then do you realise how strong his grip is on your waist and how your legs automatically tangled around his thin, toned waist. There’s no time to really think about anything when the wind is whipping your hair around wildly and you’re clinging onto the suited hero that seems to follow your every thought now.

Your arms cling around his shoulders, eyes wide and full of bewilderment. This in no way matches the time you were gently plucked from the main street and placed in an alleyway - not with the way he uses a strong left arm to crush your waist against his torso as he flies across the skies by a webbed rope.

He webs between buildings without an inkling of doubt, twisting and curling around corners that seem deathly impossible. Your words are caught in your throat as you blatantly stare at the hero.

“You found me, again.” You mumble, eyes dissecting the fabric thin covering his face. He turns his head towards you just by a slight angle and it’s like you can read his face.

I know.

YOU decide against messaging Kai because you know he’ll end up telling you to leave the dirty clothes for him to wash. It feels a bit unfair, despite the fact you selfishly enjoy that he does the washing and drying that he is doing it 99% of the time.

It can’t be that hard right? The beaten line of dirtied washing machines is vaguely more terrifying than what you realise but you fairly remember Kai mentioning that the second machine on the far left seems to be in the best shape.

“Please don’t eat my clothes.” You whisper a plea to the machine as you rip the flimsy door open. The familiar waft of soft clean linen and faint synthetic floral greets your senses as your eyes land on a pile of slightly damp clothes. You wince as you look between your pile of unwashed clothes and the damp, soggy pile.

Maybe if you put it in a dryer the owner won’t realise?

With a quick scan of the room around you and deciding it’s criminally empty, you swiftly begin to pull out the pile of clothes. The clothes slop against the floor with a wet plop, slowly creating a slippery puddle next to your feet.

“Oh.” You mumble as a familiar band tshirt peers at you from the centre of the drum. Even in its dark, dampened state you recognise the flakey scrawled letters and faded imagery on the chest of the shirt. It’s the same shirt Kai wears when he’s just chilling in the house, when he’s being lugged to the gym by Taehyun, when he stays up late to finish university work — the same shirt he wears when you both stay up late eating ramen together while you rant about what woes you have both faced in the last few weeks.

It’s the same shirt he wore when you cried in front of him for the first time and Kai showed you that he is actually a friend and not just a roommate who tolerates your existence.

It then makes you feel bad when you realise you’ve plopped his clothes against the dirty, washing room ground.

The pile of socks that you grab next, you avoid throwing them on the ground. Though, a pile of red that you don’t recognise perks your interest.

You can’t remember Kai wearing such bright colours as the man’s closet mostly contained muted colours and the odd pop of white or grey. You remember the day you cackled when Yeonjun showed you a photo of Kai when he was seemingly 16, dressed head to toe in purple like it was a normal outfit choice. You’ll never forget the sight of purple skinny jeans and how you almost peed yourself as you airily breathed out , “Who the fuck sells purple skinny jeans!?”

Maybe he’s stemmed into colour again? You hum as you tug the peaking fabric out of the pile of dark clothes.

“What the fuck.”

In your boyfriend’s arms, you cherished that night. Feeling Yoongi’s warm touch, feeling Yoongi’s tender kisses, feeling Yoongi you could only smile, completely bathed in pure happiness.

How long has it been since you were last like this with Yoongi? Days? Weeks? No. Months. Months passed where you and Yoongi could only have casual encounters, one of you always rushing with their work, the other always wanting a break, a moment to take a deep breath, a moment to be with the one you loved most.

But now you were with Yoongi.

After so long where you could only be together in the digital world, you were back in your boyfriend’s arms, and that was all that mattered.

‘Tell me… Tell me I’m the most amazing person you’ve ever met!’

Yoongi let your words draw a small laugh from him, that heavenly melody getting lost in the dark of night in an attempt to catch your own laughs.

Hiding his face in the crook of your neck, Yoongi pressed you closer to him, wanting to be as close to you as possible, not wanting that moment, that night, to come to an end.

‘You are the most amazing person I have ever met.’

A new kiss from Yoongi on the crook of your neck, a new laugh from you.

Yoongi’s words were bathed in a cosmic magic that enchanted your ears and soothed your heart. In every syllable uttered, in every confession sung, in every feeling exposed, Yoongi allowed his voice to carry you in a gentle veil of lyrical poems that rocked you on that cool summer night.

There were only stars.

That night, in the garden of Yoongi’s house, nothing existed other than the intense moon that illuminated your romance. In ethereal tones, the moon allowed an intense shower of its glow to lend a bit of magic to the words you and Yoongi exchanged, turning each confession into an eternal promise.

‘Tell me…’ you were thoughtful for a moment as you felt Yoongi’s hands pressing you tighter against his chest – he missed you so much. ‘Tell me, hm…’

‘Hm?’

Yoongi nuzzled his nose into the crook of your neck waiting for your words, sending goosebumps all over your body and stealing a small laugh from you.

‘Tell me you’re proud of me.’

A small chuckle from Yoongi accompanied a small cricket – it seemed that even nature wanted to celebrate that moment of yours.

‘I am extremely proud of you. Of everything you accomplished so far. Of everything you are and have ever been.’

Those words from Yoongi stopped in your heart. Making home inside you, those tender words enveloped your entire essence, wrapping your soul in intense tones of passionate reds and fascinating oranges.

You smiled longingly.

Yoongi missed you so much during these times. Yes, you talked to him every night, but the complicity you only shared when you were together away from any distractions was what was really missed.

The way Yoongi held you so close to him that it felt like he wanted you inside him, alongside his own essence. The way Yoongi spoke to you, as if his words were steeped in the most divine nectar shared by the gods themselves. The way Yoongi looked at you, as if you were the last ray of sunshine in a world long plunged into darkness. The way Yoongi loved you, always so sincere, always so intense.

‘Tell me you love me.’

Your voice stripped away any and all fun that had used previously, giving a slightly needier, softer air to your repeated request.

‘Again?’ Yoongi smiled and placed a small kiss on your neck.

‘Please?’

Your plea wrapped Yoongi’s heart in a tight knot of longing. Yes. You were apart for too long.

‘Even if the entire world is consumed by darkness and the entire universe is destroyed by shadows, my love for you will enlighten your entire path and future. For in me resides all the destruction of the stars that die every day to capture a fragment of our love. And I love you. Today and tomorrow. And forever I will love you. Since it is in you that my home, my soul, resides.’

You gently turned your face to look at Yoongi.

With bright eyes, face painted in the celestial colors of the moon, Yoongi looked at you in love, and you could swear that his cheeks were wanting to adopt a rosier tone after that confession.

And you kissed him.

Sealing Yoongi’s promise with your lips, you kissed Yoongi gently, caressing his lips with the longing for these moments and the melancholy of your relationship.

You were in Yoongi’s arms. And Yoongi loved you. What more could you ask for?

His absolute favorite way to start the day is waking you up with his head between your thighs. Gently parting your legs in the soft morning light and going down on you until you're a trembling, gasping mess before you've even had coffee. He loves the taste of you mixed with sleep.

Yoongi loves eating you out, hes trained for this. He will take u in any position— on his knees, sitting on his face, from behind— he will eat it, just pls tell him.

He has a thing for watching you come on his cock, then pulling out immediately after and finishing all over your stomach or tits. He likes to think of it as a territory marking. and he'll do it with this possessive, dizzy look in his eyes, moaning your name as he stripes your skin with his cum.

He loves it when you're messy. If you're on top and you ride him hard, he'll grip your hips and growl, “That's it, make a mess for me. Get your pretty pussy all messy on my dick.” He gets off on the visual and the slick, wet sounds.

Praise is filthy in his mouth. It's never just “you're pretty.” It's “Look at you, taking my cock so well. Such a good fucking girl for me, aren't you? Perfect little thing.” He says it right against your ear, voice gravelly and low.

But he flips to degradation so smoothly it makes your head spin. One moment it's “good girl” the next, his hand is tight in your hair, pulling just enough to sting as he thrusts up into you. “Just a greedy little thing, aren't you? Can't get enough. You'd take it all day, wouldn't you? My used-up girl.”

He's a big fan of overstimulation. When you're oversensitive and shaking after coming, he won't stop. He'll hold you down, pinning your hips, and keep thrusting, whispering, “One more, come on. I know you can give me one more. Squeeze my cock again with that tight little cunt.”

He loves making you say what you want in the dirtiest terms. He'll have you pinned, his thumb rubbing slow circles on your clit, and he'll ask, “What does my girl need? Use your words.” And if you mumble it, he'll stop. “Louder. Tell me you need my cock in your slutty little pussy.”

He has a praise kink for himself too, but only from you. When he's feeling subby and needy, he'll lay his forehead on yours and guide your hand to his cheek. “Tell me Im doing good,” he'll whine, moving his hips so slowly into your wet pussy. And you'll stroke his cheek and whisper all the filthy things hes doing to you, praising him for how hard hes fucking you, how deep hes going inside of you. He comes hard just from hearing it, his thrusts loses rhythm, whimpering mess.

He has a thing for your underwear. He'll pick out what he wants you to wear, the laciest, most delicate things, just so he can tear them off you later. Or sometimes he'll just push them aside instead, fucking you through the fabric until it's soaked.

The ultimate for him is when you're so fucked-out you can't move, and he has to take care of you. He'll bring you water, feed you bits of food, and tuck the blankets around you, all while wearing that soft, sleepy smile. You're his beautiful, well-used mess.

He gets a thrill from you using him for your pleasure. On days when he's more submissive, he'll tell you, “Just ride me, use my cock until you're satisfied. Don't worry about me.” And he'll lie there, hands gripping the sheets tight, watching you take what you need from him, which in turn drives him wild.

Yoongi has a borderline obsession with u calling him by his name. He needs u to say Yoongi, If you're being quiet, he'll slow his thrusts to an agonizing grind, his forehead against yours, and rasp, “Say it. I need to hear it.” And when you finally break, whimpering his name, it unleashes something feral in him. His rhythm turns punishing, his grip bruising, his eyes black with a possessive high. “Again,” he demands, voice shredded. “Louder. Let the whole neighborhood know who's fucking you this good.” He'll fuck you through your climax, chanting “Say my name, keep moaning my name” until you're sobbing it, a broken mantra against his hot mouth. But it's the quiet times that really gets him—your sleepy morning mumble or a soft sigh during a cuddle—that makes his chest feel tight. He collects every time you say it. To him, from your lips, it's proof he's yours. ㅤ♡ྀི

A/N: this is an apology for not posting in a while lmfao, i wanted to post sfw and nsfw in same post bcuz hes just so gentle and hot, I couldn’t just show his filthy side.

Hope yall enjoyed!!

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beomgyu .ᐟ

I have this idea that beomgyu is very into cockwarming, wanting to always be in you, cock or fingers. He will spend most of his time with his hands down your pants. This mostly happens when cuddling and watching movies. Will climb into bed behind you and he makes sure to have you suck on his fingers to let you know his intentions. Just dragging his fingers through your folds, slipping them in and feeling around. Will accidentally fall asleep with his fingers in you just as easy as it is to do when he's cockwarming you.

kai .ᐟ

Actually loves it when you forget to shave, will make sure to let you know he prefers it when you don't shave. Plays with your hair, running his fingers over anything you have. When he sees the hair behind lace panties he's insatiable and needs to keep his fingers shoved between your legs. Likes that you are so warm, will lay down and just cup you over your panties, and likes when your thighs trap his hand. 

soobin .ᐟ

Likes to shave and wash you, just an excuse to have his fingers anywhere near you is enough for him. Will shave you and proceed to constantly wipe his fingers over the spots he just done. Tracing the shape of your pussy over and over again.

yeonjun .ᐟ

Has the intention to just try it once, turns into him just fingering you without him even realizing it. Likes to do panty checks, makes sure you have them on, and likes to guess what you're wearing under your clothes by just feeling. Will pull on your underwear to tighten them on you, likes to trace his fingers over the fabric, and knows it gets you wet without much effort at all. 

taehyun .ᐟ

He is never one for much teasing at all, sex stays in the bedroom, and if he is touching you it's strictly to get you off. Enjoys watching you get off and finds it a challenge to hold himself back from only putting his fingers on you without seeing you cum around them.

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yeonjun

mr. giggles over here. literally giggling (reference 1 right here your honor🙏) over anything and everything. even if your joke is kinda ass he’ll still laugh bc just about anything would make him laugh rn, sorry

LOOOOOOVES a good joint or blunt, they hit him so hard and make him feel way higher than anything else. like 9 times out of 10 this man is smoking a fat ass joint that he rolled himself ofc (or that’s what he tells ppl at parties, yeonjun just feels like he would try sooo hard to roll a good joint and they never come out quite right. uses cones bc its easier 🤷). never puts kief at the end of his joints bc it gets wasted when he lights the end of the joint, so he’ll stick some ¾ of the way down and usually forgets about it by the time he reaches it and cannot stop coughing😭😭 if he’s with the guys they forget to give him water bc they’re too busy laughing until they cry at him dying LOL

not just mr. giggles but sometimes he’s mr. giggles-cuddley too (i’m sorry that’s horrendous😭) BUT it’s true he can’t keep his hands to himself (in a soft way, gets overwhelmed with the love he has for his friends). drags the boys to sit on his lap if they’re outside at night ripping a joint and at this point they just let him do it😭 he likes to lean his head against their shoulder and close his eyes and listen while they talk

depending on the strain he’ll get some bursts of energy and just start dancing for everyone just because he wants to lol. there’s a decent amount of videos in the gc of him just breaking it doooown and everyone clapping and cheering him on

always on some sugar daddy shit, orders everyone food !!! asks what ppl are in the mood for and will order it, no strings attached. taehyun usually will offer to give him some money but he declines and pays with no issue<3

always the one to ask to put on a movie/TV show/youtube video but will be making jokes and talking the whole time and constantly has to ask what’s happening😐😐the guys get sooo frustrated with him, beomgyu and kai will throw pillows at him that only actually hit him sometimes. if they refuse to answer and pay attention to the tv he’ll pause it if he has the remote😭when someone eventually complains (usually beomgyu or soobin) he’ll get a little offended and pout so much until someone says sorry or gives him cuddles to make up for it

soobin

surprisingly (or maybe unsurprisingly) the mood maker during group smoke seshes. he’ll crack less jokes and just talk about shit that’s been happening in everyone’s lives (a chisme sesh if you will) and they’ll have a chill high just bullshitting with each other. if he feels like being a dumbass, he’ll goof around with everyone and “start” shit to let the others joke around with him/tease him. he lives for it~~~~

likes to sneak off when the others are busy with each other so he can nap. changes out of his clothes into comfy pajamas and climbs into bed, completely covering himself with his duvet and sheets. if he forgets to shut the blinds and light is peaking into his room he doesn’t bother to get up and fix it no matter how much it bothers him. boy is lazy. the others can’t bring themselves to be upset with him when they find him asleep in his room, simply take a picture of him to send to the gc before shutting his door on their way out

absolutely cannot keep his hands off of his friends:( gets so cuddly and will trap ppl on the couch/in his bed through cuddles, he can’t help it. weed makes his eyelids feel so so heavy and his head feel light and a little empty, his body feels heavy too and he just wants someone to warm up and cuddle up next to

likes edibles from time to time but really likes using bongs or bubblers. has a cute little octopus bubbler that he uses if he’s smoking by himself (just bc its so tiny) and a creeper carb that he uses for his bong. always has the biggest bottle of water with him when he smokes bc bro can’t stop coughing it’s soooo bad (but also really funny lolol). tries to hold his coughs in when he’s smoking with others but someone eventually says something about him holding the coughs in that makes everyone laugh (including soob which only serves to kill him more😭). in terms of edibles he loooooves him some chocolates😝😝will eat any edibles as long as they’re really sweet, he’s such a big baby and so picky and will make a face and fake gag if they taste like weed😐he takes a little more than advised and it usually does the trick, edibles don’t work on him like they used to🤷🤷

HATES anything scary, will refuse to watch with everyone if someone suggests something scary. typically, will do the usual soobin thing and talk as fast as he can and over everyone until they’re all laughing at him or shocked by his behavior and he gets them to change their mind. my stubborn king. likes to watch things involving mysteries but they can’t be scary obviously, and is a fan of animated films too (like ghibli films or straight up anime)

beomgyu

looooves listening to music while he smokes. sometimes gets more caught up in listening to the music when smoking w/ friends and when he finally starts paying attention to the conversation they’re talking about the weirdest shit

while the others move to the couch to lounge around and talk or go on their phones (or even just lay there w/ their eyes closed: horizontal time) he’ll set up his switch to the TV and find some games to play around on. he gets so engrossed in the game that he doesn’t even realize until he pauses to get a drink that the other guys have gone quiet and started to watch him play, just as invested in his progress as he is, maybe even more lol. kai likes to commentate over his playing but the others love to pipe up when he’s doing especially bad hehe (i am incredibly biased but i like to think he enjoys stardew valley or terraria OOOOH especially minecraft, they turn up the TV volume for the music🙏 he sometimes chooses games like skyrim and one time as a joke did bloodborne lolol he kept dying and eventually gave up to play mario kart w/ everyone)

honestly a pretty quiet dude. prefers to listen and sit w/ the vibes rather than always participate in conversation. knows the best moments to add his two sense that get everyone to lose their shit laughing or the perfect quip to shut someone up when they say something dumb

my man loves a good bong. has 3 (used to have 5 but one broke and he gave one to taehyun as a gift!) that are the coolest bongs you will ever see. only uses them at home, doesn’t bring them out to parties because he doesn’t want them breaking or getting stolen. has a really tall beaker bong with the weirdest bends in its neck, a pretty iridescent pink star bong, and a cup noodle ramen bong that the boys bought him as a gift. the broken bong was a double percolator bong that looked like some equipment from a lab–he was sooo upset when he accidentally dropped it:(

used to get the munchies big time but not so much anymore. usually likes salty or savory snacks like chips, popcorn, (not a snack but) grilled meat. likes to have a few drinks on hand but always forgets about them. same with his snacks, usually needs someone to remind him or he forgets and sees them the next day and gets frustrated with himself

taehyun

yes he is a chill guy when sober, even more of a chill guy when he’s high. eyes hella red and still a little open, he’s usually posted up on the couch listening to the others talk. he’ll chime in every once in a while w/ some of the funniest shit they think they’ve ever heard but taehyun barely even giggles as he says it. they’ve got some heinously funny quotes from him in their gc

likes to go for walks or sit outside while smoking, he finds it the most calming and enjoyable. dragged yeonjun out for a sunrise hike and they smoked a little joint at the top. they sat up there for an hour and talked before taking the walk down where they may have stumbled a bit more than they would’ve if they were sober, but they still had a great time nonetheless

if there’s a lull in conversation or he’s off in his own little world he’ll sing to himself:) sometimes it’s him just riffing and coming up with a song on the spot but other times it's simply just a song that’s been stuck in his head (ex. miniskirt by AOA)

doesn’t like to nap like soobin but likes some horizontal time. if he’s really feeling the weed he likes to lay on his back on either the floor or the couch (depends on his vibe and if he wants to cool off on the floor or be comfy with the plush couch). he’ll just close his eyes and rest his hands on his tummy, one ankle crossed over the other as he breathes deeply, calmly in and out through his nose. he usually doesn’t bother paying attention to what the guys are talking about, just focused on his breathing and feeling a tad less dizzy😵‍💫😵‍💫 once he’s feeling better he’ll continue laying with his eyes closed but he actually listens to what everyone’s saying and maybe he’ll ask for a snack or some water

not picky about his method to get high. doesn’t mind dab pens, joints, blunts, bongs, edibles, bowls, dab rigs. he’ll take anything tbh. BUT tries to avoid dab pens because he feels a little gross using them unless they’re the live resin carts. likes to hit bongs occasionally but doesn’t own any of himself, usually borrows from beomgyu. one member who can actually roll a joint/blunt! absolutely is prideful of it and will brag to anyone who will listen (he gets a pass tho bc it’s terry)

kai

i suspect that kai and i are similar types of autistic and that he loves playing his instruments after smoking. will take a break from hanging w/ the rest of the guys to go to his room and play around w/ his guitar. sometimes beomgyu comes in to just hang out for a bit, watch and listen, but sometimes he joins in or will suggest different chord progressions for kai to try out. they enjoy the little collabs they do after a nice smoke :)

speaking more of music, this is actually when he comes up with some good lyric ideas or song ideas!! hits his bong a little bit and maybe later when he’s playing minecraft or super mario sunshine an idea just pops into his head and he can’t stop humming it so he’ll take his phone out to record it before he magically forgets

obv kai is a big gamer and he loves him some video games while he’s high. minecraft is probably his top one that he’s always drawn to–probably has something to do with the calming music and how there’s really just an endless world to do whatever you want OR actually beat minecraft. also really likes to set up his switch like beomgyu and play some games but he typically likes something that everyone can play like mario kart or super smash bros. loves whooping soobin’s ass in basically every game😭

big snacker when he’s high he can’t help ittoo sweet. his go to’s are things likes pocky or some tasty chips😋if he didn’t eat too much earlier on before smoking then baby boy’s gonna be hella hungry and definitely ask yeonjun to order some food if he hasn’t already. he’s gonna be ordering a whole ass meal and nobody says a word anymore bc wcyd it’s hyunnie its expected (he’s allowed to be hungry!!!! let ‘em eat)

maybe if he’s feeling a little brave he might cook a little food but nothing involving using the stove (he got burned once and is a little scared to use it while high again). he’s no stranger to making some pizza or chicken nuggets and fries for everyone :) big crowd favorite (especially when he asks if they want food, they all say no, and then eat almost all of it. he always plans ahead and knows to throw in hella food so there’s at least enough for himself too–someone is always there saving some for him anyways)

another fan of bongs, doesn’t own any. also borrows from beomgyu bc it’s so much easier to just go to his room and take one rather than spend your own money on one!