Charlie Rae Jepsen

touch starved infant leaves hospital after contactless delivery

that baby went straight through the hoop. nothing but net

swish

horror movie showing a child’s drawing of the monster or ghost or whatever but instead of a little kid and crayons they’re like a preteen and it’s manga style

Imagine if a like 8 foot tall guy that looked kinda like an alien species just kinda showed up at the house you rent a room in and crashed on the couch and at first everyone hated him but you kinda just accepted this weird massive kinda-human alien species thing as a part of your group even though he's like twice the size of everyone else there

Cuz that's literally happening to sea lions in San Francisco right now

kirk/spock this kirk/spock that where's the respect for the hutchsky girls?? they were out there producing fag hag content right next to the trekkies but you hear about one and never the other

Modern society is organized in such a way that one might "make an account" for "chipotle"