peachy keen

you can also send things in 1 message instead of 9… stop pressing enter…

bad guy: its so cute how u think u can stop me me: [blushes] r-really..?

all text and images shift. four new pages appear. paragraph breaks form a union. a swarm of commas buzzes at the window. in the distance, sirens.

Lemony Snicket from outta nowhere: “Of course, in this case, ‘fine’ is only meant to reassure. She has never been less fine, nor was she ever fine in the first place. Here, the word ‘fine’ could be defined as ‘I am actually slowly dying on the inside, but don’t wish for anyone to worry’.

man me a sand

Still my favorite strip on the internet.

Role model number 1: Debbie Jellinsky, Addams Family Values (1993)