Ice Cold Tragedy

#1: Attack of the Clones: The absolute most feral incarnation, gaslights drug dealers and causes ship crashes. Gets knocked out in one punch. Has a mullet. Potential war criminal. Kills so many fucking people. Enjoys arson.

#2: A New Hope: Has lost all sense of caring. Walks up to Vader and dies instantly. Answers everything and also nothing, just says what shit comes to his brain first. Eats sand. Looks like this (He’s only 53). Never appears in the new trilogy out of spite.

#3: 2D Clone Wars: Genuinely depressed or sick any given moment he’s on screen. Having a consistent crisis every waking second of his life. Anakin is making him age faster than he can comprehend. Living embodiment of a cold.

#4: Revenge of the Sith: “Hello there!”, the most reasonable and balanced of the Obi Wans. Has a cool ass lizard he rides. Destroys a scary robot guy. Medium tier because this is the control Obi Wan and the most accurate depiction of his personality.

#5: 3D Clone Wars: This Obi Wan FUCKS. Has a girlfriend. Does a lot of random shit both for clout and out of humility. Low on the list because of lack of war crimes and having a severely calm and consistent temperament, also was a whole other dude at some point.

#6: Phantom Menace: He’s baby. ( “Counterpoint: He saw his master die to a sith lord and threw hands and vivisected the bitch” - @limedtown​)

#7: Lego Star Wars: He’s a lego what the fuck is he going to do

BONUS: Cursed Obi-Wans too complex for me to describe on this list

Crowleys reaction was the same as mine 💘

- Tina Fey, Bossypants

“What will your boyfriend/future husband/potential friends/employer/mother/grandmother/father/grandfather think?”

A very powerful way to reject this policing of us is to say we don’t care what people think, especially since that is often the way we are policed. 

Hargrove & Harrington: Murder Capital of the World

One thing about living in Santa Carla I never could stomach… all the damn vampires.

Steve/Billy + The Lost Boys (1987) AU