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HAPPY MARSHA P. JOHNSON WITH SNOOPY SUNDAY TO ALL THOSE WHO CELEBRATE.

reblog if u like titties

I am not taking a risk

Not risking it pals

U know what I want potato of luck

Damn right I’m reblogging. See previous post re wrath of whatever from high atop the thing.

This is the FUNNIEST SHIT I HAVE EVER SEEN

Reblogging for cultural enrichment

remember when you were 10 and you would hang out with your friends in order to Look At The Computer together like you went to their house and experienced the information superhighway together. and then leave

How fucking old are you people?

normal amount

I'm working in the snow today, so I'm going to need that reassurance.

It's Easter weekend my good friends, and I work in retail. Pray for me.

Idk about this one boys, Cookie Monster always refers to Cookie Monster's self as "Cookie Monster".

no he doesn’t. he refers to himself as “me.” elmo’s the one that talks in third person. that’s the joke. elmo doesn’t use pronouns and cookie monster is blue. how dare you assume i made this post and didnt know my fucking sesame street history. christ

["he growled" "he ordered"] um. wet socked flimsy limbed loserboy does not a dom daddy make