How sad!

He made a statement so CUTE even his GANG CRACKED HIM

[pt : he made a statement so cute even his gang cracked him. /end pt]

Remember, you can disappear into the woods whenever you want. You’re an adult.

im swimming at the lake and accidentally kicked a fish. this has never happened in my many years of swimming. sorry man

there's two people fishing at the swim beach for some reason, as if that could possibly be good fishing. go try somewhere else guys, i kicked the only one nearby

[Image description: that one meme format that has "If you don't like :(insert thing here)" that has a red background for the first part and "You should try: (insert thing here, usually says "again")" that has a red background for the first part, with a man that has a big beard and a cap staring intensely at the camera in his car as he points up at the text. This specific picture states "If you don't like : TRANS WOMEN (All capitalized with the trans flag as the background for "trans women"), then next to it "you should (the try is blocked out) : DIE (All capitalized with the fire effect, it's the only animated aspect of this image. Which is what makes it a GIF) / End image description]

[Alt text: the Phighting! Flipside due, one side on the right belonging to "Dom" from said game, he is white, for some ungodly reason. The one on the left is yellow belonging to "Valk" from said game, both their appearance descriptions are on the Phighting! Wiki, valk is saying |I\m real excited for this next match!". And then there's the third guy, I guess, they're wearing an outfit like Dom's suit except it's red, their face is an ominous emotionless smile with a black fedora, and long red horns separating the more up they go. They're standing behind the brothers. /alt text]

damn NOBODY on team tragedy

this is scuffed and rigged, actually

in a world where happy rich people sell the discontent lower class the lie that money cant buy you happiness it is at least reassuring to know that our sole trillionaire is the most pathetic, unloved, miserable, alone human being on the planet, and that NOTHING could make him happy. get fuckeddd lol

there's a kind of awesome that's just so swag

[Alt text: the Phighting! Flipside duo, one side on the right belonging to "Dom" from said game, he is white, for some ungodly reason. The one on the left is yellow belonging to "Valk" from said game, both their appearance descriptions are on the Phighting! Wiki, valk is saying |I\m real excited for this next match!". And then there's the third guy, I guess, they're wearing an outfit like Dom's suit except it's red, their face is an ominous emotionless smile with a black fedora, and long red horns separating the more up they go. They're standing behind the brothers. /alt text]

kicking my feet and giggling like a schoolgirl in love to myself while muttering "i'm going to kill you. i'm going to fucking kill you"

@undeadcrimson

I have ZERO idea who either of them are and feel out of my field, but someone wrote in the tags "hydrogen bomb vs coughing baby" and I'm giggling

They're former polish presidents and we're doing a tournament to determine who's the sexiest (as you can see, for this round we have a clear winner). I incline you to vote in the next rounds, youre not biased and could judge them only by their sexiness (although this tournament should be judged by their sexiness, im sure a lot of people are biased) :)

OHH thank you for the explanation!! anyways the first one is sexier, not even polish

[Image description : A doodled graph that starts out neutral, then spikes up with text on top reading "i feel pretty good actually", then instantly drops low with the quoet "i don't deserve to be alive", it gets back up to neutral and stays consistent for a little bit on a level that says "i think i'm donig better", dipping a tiny bit to a level saying "just a bad night i'm sure", getting up slowly to another peak that states "the sunset looks so beautiful every night", dropping really low again to say "why did i ever try", just to get back to normal.... again, while it is labeled "maybe there's some hope for me" this time, it dips a little bit again with a tag that says "#ventartsaturdaynight"... going... back to normal. How mood switchy! /end image description]