im wasting federal funding on fanfic

which had a bigger cultural impact: destiel descent fic or ******* hunger games au, okay but dont look at the the hits theyre not comparable, one of them is fucking 75 chapters

OH this is the hunger games au.... ok ok i got it ok

omg the next fic on the list has 6 million hits......... girls are we okay

and i want to watch a movie but i dont want to watch any movies that exist, i want to watch the movie version of a fanfic i read 8 years ago but its not real it doesnt exist so i keep putting on increasingly more annoying video essays instead

i could start reading gravity's rainbow.... or i could look at gay werewolf fanart

im still procrastinating work time to look at fanart on pinterest

okay 1 more round of contexto and then i will do my work i SWEAR

but also that fic was sooooo stupid because "he never loved again" he was 23 and he really just never loved again? really?? and he just dies of old age and then theyre reunited in heaven as 23 year olds???? give me a BREAK thats so lame

i think just in general stories about death (wow every story ever??) just make me emotional, regardless of how captivating the plot actually is, in fanfic or original fic or movies or tv shows or whatever... like if there is a funeral scene i will probably (definitely) cry, but now im thinking about a conversation i had with my ex roommate once about how people dying makes me sad and she was like "well logically it doesnt make sense because everyone is going to die eventually, i think its stupid to cry over people dying" and this was after i was telling her about my dead best friend btw

i feel like im gonna cry and i dont even know why because that fic wasnt even that emotionally compelling

i hate that mike patton is a really good singer when he wants to be