Don't Tell my Mom

field trip cancelled

Based off hit tumblr post:

Like, imagine they're like "hahaha you can't escape! There is no earth here for you to bend!" And this little 12yo blind girl starts laughing her ass off in their faces and then she just makes a fucking hole in the ground and falls through it.

The Blue Moon Cafe AU 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 (will add links later)

A Cosmic Connection 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | (i’ll add in links later)

Also, in case you were wondering what the sound lance was making was, here

i’m on a damn ROLL with this stupid au. So, enjoy 

1. The First Meeting

2. Lance finally being old enough to form his legs for the first time/Krolia knowing what the fuck is up with her son

3. Two 8 year olds (or whatever their thousands of years equivalent of 8 years is) being idiots and should probably be under better supervision

This year, we will be selling Hermitcraft sticker sheet packs to help cover event costs!

The costs of running the Hermit-a-Day May Gamers Outreach fundraiser - shipping of physical prizes, administrative costs, and most importantly fair payment of featured artists - add up, and I (Mod Luna) have, up to this point, been covering that cost out of pocket. By recouping some of that cost (such as through selling these sticker sheets), I'm able to afford greater expenses, which means cooler fundraiser incentives, which means more money raised for charity!

On April 4th, alongside the release of the Hermit-a-Day May calendar, our Big Cartel shop will go live! Sticker sheet packs will cost US$25 each, and shipping will be included (up to $5 worth). I'm happy to ship anywhere USPS allows me to ship for you.

The three sticker sheets are A5-sized high quality matte vinyl and feature original artwork of every current Hermit (including TFC!) by featured artists Spider (@spiderziege), Eydi (@eydilily), Kiri (@fantasykiri5), and Nic (@ethosiab).

Big Cartel link (remember, April 4th!):