Don't Tell my Mom

This is very stupid but it’s genuinely what I think about every time I consider skipping dinner after work

Grace, haltingly on the keyboard Rocky built for him: Wassup bitches. Fucking jazzed to—

• They correct people over tiny details that don’t matter

• They assume responsibility for successes that involved a team

• They frame mistakes like they were someone else’s fault

• They treat advice like a challenge instead of help

• Brushes off criticism quickly

• They interrupt explanations because they’re sure they already know

• They compliment someone… but in a way that keeps themselves on top

• Taking risks because they assume they’ll succeed

• They mentally compare themselves to people around them

• Believing their instincts are better than everyone else’s

• Ignoring rules they believe don’t apply to them

• They react badly to being ignored

• They explain simple things like they’re giving a lecture

• Looking amused when someone challenges them

• They only laugh at jokes when they’re the one who made them

• They get defensive when someone else gets praise

• They view mistakes as temporary inconveniences

• They assume they understand situations before hearing everything

• They act surprised when they’re wrong

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