christine

floating ophelia emoji when

i dont “have ptsd” that’s all just the wizard’s curse

the wizard is my mother but that's not relevant

"have you learned how to drive yet" i have the spirit of friendship in my heart. the joy of lifes little things in my soul. the whimsy of magic. the beautiful enjoyment of nature. the answer is no though

“you should be at the club” Brother I should literally be sent to the seaside for my health

I bring a sort of "can't read social cues" vibe to every social situation that I can't tell if anyone likes or not

everyone hates orange until they actually see her in context. "oh it's such an ugly color, too bright!" look at sunsets and autumn, look at campfires and deserts. she's the most beautiful and special part of the scene. now apologize.

“hot girl era”, I say as I rot and decay in my bedroom and watch the years pass me by as I miss out on core experiences other people my age are having

They should give me a bachelor in science of being a sweetheart

Afterward I will pursue a master’s degree in being an absolute delight 

not evil anymore i want to be loved now

evil again