I Am A Road Full Of Potholes

You missed the best part. They weren’t even their sheep. This good pupper gathered up a bunch of random sheep it found somewhere on the countryside and brought them home for its human.

Straight ppl are so wild… like my straight colleague saw love simon and got really unnecessarily mad when Simon googled “how to dress gay” bc she thought he shouldn’t change who he is just bc he’s gay like??? chill fam? it ain’t that deep and we really do that

I google lesbian fashion at least twice a day

He makin biscuits

he is biscuits

My boyfriend and I were downtown and he saw fresh sunflowers, which is his best friend’s favorite flower, and he not only bought one for him but had me drive him to his best friends house so he could surprise him with it and I just think this is the type of male friendship that should be normalized

you: pistachio me, an intellectual: That Green Nüt ™