from hate to love

If, according to Kanye West, one good girl is worth a thousand bitches, and if, according to Lil Wayne, bitches come a dime a dozen, it means that one good girl is worth $8.33 USD (2015).

thank you for this

I need the equation you used for this

sometimes a family is just 3 best friends chilling in a bathtub and that’s okay

the is actually how planetary orbit happens, we just haven’t yet advanced to the point where our technology can recognize the giant fucking cat licking the planet

Anyway almost every gay person I know used to think they were straight but I literally don’t know a single straight person who used to think they were gay so statistically, whose sexuality is more likely to be a phase? Not mine bitch

me when offered soda: yes. love the bübblés me when offered water: yes! a fresh and sexy beverage me when offered sparkling water: Why Are You Trying To Murder Me Under The Guise Of Hospitality

home sweet home

whose idea was it to introduce a text post font that looks like those embroideries that say “home sweet home”???

WAIT i just got a great post idea

The police walk in and you’re wearing the one on the left. When they tell you he’s dead you gasp daintily, excuse yourself for a moment, then come back in the one on the right.

a pleasant thought: gay grandparents will soon be commonplace

cute messages while I’m asleep is literally the key to my heart

hey handsome…………of that money to me

idk why i romanticize summer so much….. summer is only nice if u live near a beach or have a lover. otherwise its u just being depressed in ur room soaked with sweat bc the ac is too expensive.