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@fromgehennawithguns
OC-tober -> Day 8 OC in traditional clothing
This was a bit difficult because mostly all my OCs have no traditional clothing... like- for the DnD OCs I haven't worldbuilt enough, and others are just OCs from different media.
But then I remembered that my Borderlands OC Hifumi is from Gehenna, and there people dress a midway between cowboy and samurai... so I decided to draw a younger Hifumi, wearing his clan's clothes!
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hj means handjob to me so i think its fitting
...ok sure i guess
WAITWAITWAIWAT
HANDJOB JACK !!!!!!!!! I ALMOST FORGOR
(credit to @fromgehennawithguns btw)
HandJob Jack is the only correct way to read that lmaooo
THERES ANOTHER?
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Maybe there’s enough Atlas’ to rival the Katagawa family’s reproduction rate!
...also, that comment about Katagawa's family feels a tad bit off.
I didn't know Atlas hired racists.
Missed ya too, tomodachi!
Happy to know that y'all are fine! And congrats for the marriage!
Here are two photos of Mr Strongfork.
Please tell Atlas which photo you as consumers prefer! For every correct answer Mr Strongfork will send you a discount code for up to 50% off your next Atlas purchase!
As well as the option to send non lethal glitter bombs to one of our competitors!
Awful in both but without the pornstache he looks like a peeled spitter skag...and that's even worse.
"Atlas: State of the Art"
And what a state it is in ...
Yes, a state of perfection is quite a difficult concept to grasp. Don’t worry, you might get there one day kiddo!
You are: Back!
We assumed you were currently being invaded by Pangolin! Anshin! A group of toddlers trick-or-treating!
Or: A strong pollen season. 😉
Question from one of our interns (not me I swear): did the pornstache go or defected during the last siege?
Mr Strongfork’s response is intangible whining/yelling. By from employee perspective it is still there sadly.
Yep, poor Jimmy lost his 10 bucks with that 'stache bet.
And I gained 50 because betting on Mr Cheese Weakspoon being a whiny big toddler is always the right thing to do.
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Conspiracy theory!
@officialhyperion is secretly run by a Handsome Jack AI.
(Because only Jack could run a social media account with such finesse!)
Hyperion welcomes all conspiracy theories! Especially the blatantly untrue but highly complimentary ones! 😉
Nah, there's only one of me and I ain't running that account. If I did, I'd talk about me way more.
You're in our: "Thoughts" ❤️
An' prayers bc y'all at Hyperion need help in your head.
It sure is fun lookin' at the collapse of ECHOtwt in real time. Makes you wonder which one of the manufacturer's actually runnin' it.
I'm pretty sure that ECHOtwt is being run by some nouveau riche asshat who thinks that buying a social media platform would make them look cooler.
Yeah, that would fit. Also I'm gonna go ahead and integrate "Handjob Jack" into my vocabulary, thanks.
Free to use that.
Btw we tricked our innerworlder intern, and he now believes that the jackhole is called "gentle jim"... so if you read that in a post, then it's him writing.
HYPERION prides itself on its both natural as well as selective hiring policy: Hiring anyone regardless of qualifications and then letting natural selection run its course.
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The corps sure went quiet after awhile; maybe some employees are getting vacation.
Good for them I guess.
I ain't paid enough for that and not enough time for that since I got a promotion as PA for the young master.
The youNG WHAT???
please, tomodachi, don't make me repeat that. I haven't called anyone like that, not even the son of the clan leader back in the days.
Even Hyperion thinks that's: A bit weird.
Even if "anything" could mean "become a dirt stain on the airlock door" in your Company? Hard pass.
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The corps sure went quiet after awhile; maybe some employees are getting vacation.
Good for them I guess.
I ain't paid enough for that and not enough time for that since I got a promotion as PA for the young master.
The youNG WHAT???
please, tomodachi, don't make me repeat that. I haven't called anyone like that, not even the son of the clan leader back in the days.
Eugh. Sounds terrible and self-important and I had enough of that on Helios.
Agreed. Guess it makes him feel more powerful or important, idk idc. I cringe every time, honestly,
oh my god does he really make you call him that
Sadly, yes.
Especially during important meetings and the likes.
The corps sure went quiet after awhile; maybe some employees are getting vacation.
Good for them I guess.
I ain't paid enough for that and not enough time for that since I got a promotion as PA for the young master.
The youNG WHAT???
please, tomodachi, don't make me repeat that. I haven't called anyone like that, not even the son of the clan leader back in the days.
Eugh. Sounds terrible and self-important and I had enough of that on Helios.
Agreed. Guess it makes him feel more powerful or important, idk idc. I cringe every time, honestly,
The corps sure went quiet after awhile; maybe some employees are getting vacation.
Good for them I guess.
I ain't paid enough for that and not enough time for that since I got a promotion as PA for the young master.
The youNG WHAT???
please, tomodachi, don't make me repeat that. I haven't called anyone like that, not even the son of the clan leader back in the days.
The corps sure went quiet after awhile; maybe some employees are getting vacation.
Good for them I guess.
I ain't paid enough for that and not enough time for that since I got a promotion as PA for the young master.
Did you know? 100% of surveyed volunteers from Hyperion labs reported being alive after the experiment phase ended!
can't survey a dead person.
Unless they have space-hurps or that weird zombifying sickness that affected Helios residents and employees.
oh god the fuckin zombie sickness was real??? I thought the boss was making shit up
It was real, got the info from a trusted source.
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