hi

mr president another dril tweet has manifested itself into reality

party rocking with a mouse tonight piece of cheese im gonna smash my penis off with a granite slab

Stop pussy footing around it. Are you coming to my Chinese giant salamander's bar mitzvah or not

if you poop while you’re high you die

dont dudes get tired of jacking off to overwatch characters

Dont the flame drenched warriors of hell get tired of etenernally writhing in bloody senseless combat

I remember when I was in Milwaukee I saw a cop get gunned down by a makeshift mg made from mufflers and stop signs and one of the stray bullets hit a weather balloon and suffocated dozens of children

Context?????????

We can fix what once went wrong