official frog blog

*taps my kingly scepter on the ground* bring out my mutuals. I wish to see them. *a vassal brings in a huge bag and dumps hundreds of frogs onto the ground*

God’s blog gifts us with another post

my favorite student is this little excitable turkish kid who waves me over at lunch every day to holler a joke at me & then urges me to get the other teachers to come listen to his jokes. my favorite so far is Q: what do you call somebody who doesnt want you to go to the bathroom? A: a teacher (the other teachers did not find it as hilarious as i did)

todays the last day i have this kids class & he was like “u need a GOOD final joke” & i want yall to know his final joke to me was: why are frogs so happy? because they eat what bugs them. he then proceeded to hug me for a solid minute while a bunch of other kids came & took turns hugging me,

@brotoro

I can go into the Digital World

A frog that, when kissed by a beautiful princess, transforms into a slightly larger frog

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