welcome

firmly believe that there could've been an insane amount of content with wulbren and barcus together if instead of being blue ass gnomes they were like. sexy twinkish white elves. like they are THE definition of the toxic old men yaoi. wulbren even already does his smoky eyes every day like a sad evil blorbo but you guys don't care because he's 3'5" and bald

saw an absolutely hilarious animal crossing theory that i now 100% accept and it’s that in the animal crossing world, humans are going extinct, and so all the animals have locked you in an elaborate zoo enclosure and are trying to give you enrichment. and that’s why they give you infinite pointless tasks, hide money in trees and rocks, invented debt that doesnt matter etc. it’s why they always act so happy to see you even after you raze the entire island, relocate their houses twice, and always act so pleased about your choices no matter what. it’s all to keep their little endangered human healthy and enriched. and thinking of it this way has genuinely improved my experience of the game