Pun Extraordinaire

[one single bloodcurdling agonized scream] ok time to lock in

"unbecoming" is such a great word. bro that shit was so rude you no longer Are

I just got the funniest caution message at the beginning of a Wikipedia article

sims 4 patch notes will be like “fixed an issue where harvesting carrots caused toddlers to explode” then you load the game and all your sims are bald

corporate inclusion and diversity meetings: what’s important, is that we have these conversations, and through conversations we learn to talk about these important dialogues. we have to think about the thoughts we have and how we can think those thoughts to give space to other ideas. our efforts to improve how we think about these conversations will help us with our ideas when we discuss these issues in the future. thank you for your time.

A PORN BOT UNFOLLOWED ME?

every year I'm like "lol I don't have seasonal depression" and then the sun sets at 4 and I'm like "....oh"