Unmotiviert.

good evening i miss michael cordero jr

if u ever think a boy in class is cute just look @ him outside of class i promise you the only reason you think he’s cute is bc you have limited selection in class and your standards are momentarily lowered

turns out im a lesbian lol

admittedly I don’t normally like modern shakespeare adaptations but once I went to see my cousin in a midsummer night’s dream and it opened with a high schooler saying “I don’t wanna read this play” so he sits down and eats an entire chipotle burrito on stage and then immediately falls asleep and the play begins but instead of the forest the faeries all hang out in a rainforest cafe TM and at one point in the middle of a scene the guy from the beginning just slowly drifts across the back of the stage on a skateboard, staring at all the characters as the events of the play transpire in the form of some sort of chipotle-induced coma lucid dream

THAT is EXACTLY what Shakespeare would have wanted

✊🏾

Don’t let these men play with ya 🤜🏾💪🏾

I still admire this to this day.

the only acceptable reason

#I was gonna be like nooooo but then I was like yoooo

TITTY 2 BOMB

Bra size: C4

one last thing and i’m officially over it: communication is very important. please please PLEASE talk to someone if something they did bothers you. your friend said something that upset you? tell them “hey you upset me”. if they care about you, they’ll stop doing it and this little misunderstanding will be forgotten. whatever issues you have, all this can be talked out

Look, there are some people you’re just always going to be a little bit in love with. Your high school sweet heart, your college sweet heart, prince zuko, the first significant other you live with. Just accept that it’s normal and move on.

im still??? not over this??? im half ready to go up to her tomorrow and be like “thanks for the a+ but they’re Lesbians, sandra”

If you think about it in the shower, you’re not over it

I’m apparently not over the burning of the library at Alexandria

Is anyone truly over it?

They shouldn’t be