Derby Day is on at Gilded Balloon until 31st, at 15.00. Tickets are £10. Caitlin saw the show on the 7th.
āAlthough the cast give mostly skilled and emotional performances, the play itself is outrageously melodramatic - reveal after reveal, fight after fight, itās enough to give the audience emotional whiplash, and by calling in tragedy on tragedy manages to avoid giving any sort of interesting commentary on any single one.ā
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Fault Lines is on at Basic Mountain until 31st (not 11th, 13th, 18th, 19th or 25th), at varying times. Tickets are £10-£13. Caitlin saw the show on the 6th.
āThe patter of the conversation is great and the characters are real, distinct people for the audience to root for, but the story itself builds and builds until the final third, when the audience are slapped around the face with a relentless series of twists and reveals.ā
Clairvoyant is on at C Nova until 31st, at 15.55. Tickets are £6.50-£10.50. Caitlin saw the show on the 6th.
āEach character is strong, and thereās no doubt by the end that Mackenzie is a capable and flexible comic actress - it just would have made more sense to sell the whole thing as a one-woman sketch show, rather than mould it into the flimsy pretence of having something more to say.ā
Ross & Rachel is on at Assembly, George Square until 31st (not 17th), at 12.30. Tickets are £6-£11. Caitlin saw the show on the 6th.
Iām writing this in Assemblyās (very very nice) lounge, and I can see some of the showās team; theyāre so close, I could call them over. Maybe I will, might show them this.
Ross & Rachel is very, very clever and its single actor, Molly Vevers, really carries what is already an expertly crafted script. Vevers plays both halves of a couple in their forties - theyāre sort of actual Ross and Rachel from Friends, which works as a frame of reference for what must be 90% of audiences. Itās really smart, actually - because you know the couple, and you saw them over those ten years, you already know their whole backstory, their personalities; so itĀ doesnāt matter that theyāre both played here by a woman from Scotland in a dressing gown.
This is no Victor/Victoria - the two dialogues weave together, and are (thankfully) not gendered at all - apart from a few phrases which call back to the sitcom. Itās very honest about the realities of relationships - as the flyers promise - and if it wasnāt for beingĀ a little heavy on the swearing, the dialogue would be perfectly pitched. Vevers is really enjoyable to watch, and swings through the solo performance with ease.
Bit that wasnāt that clever: the stage is set with nothing except a round, shallow pool of water, six tealights (three either side) and some fairylights overhead. Gradually, Vevers lowers herself into the water, and washes her face and hair with it so that by the end she has gone from entirely dry to almost entirely wet. Iām almost definitely missing something here, but I have no idea how that connected to the piece.
Bit that was very clever: after Ross has (spoilers!) gone into hospital, thereās a segment of dialogue which I can only assume must be printed as one word per line:Ā āHow is...?āĀ āSugar?āĀ āDiagnosis.āĀ āCoffee?ā Eventually the words move to just becomeĀ āCoffee? Coffee? Coffee?ā again and again, at each member of the audiences. Vevers keeps her pitch level; eachĀ āCoffee?ā is delivered identically. As a result, a rhythm starts to emerge that sounds a lot like a heart monitor, which canāt be a coincidence. Suddenly, Vevers stops. The silence is palpable.Ā
Other bits: thereās some parts that are described that you then realise were one of the pairās dreams. Thatās okay, it works, but itās used a few times so that by the climax - where it would be most powerful - itās pretty easy to guess whatās gone on. That said, the dream segments are the best written; the bit about the key will make you squirm.
Sirenia is on at C Nova until 31st, at 19.25 and 20.25 each day. Tickets are £7.50-£13.50. We saw the show at 19.25 on the 5th.
Caitlin
People have been banging on at me to see a Jethro for ages now and I never have because Iām a cheapskate and it all seems a bit much for me. This ticket was free (thanks Sophie!) so we went.Ā
It was a good decision. Seeing a Jethro is basically not like seeing a Fringe show at all because theyāre site-specific with a decentĀ set rather than your usual students shuffling tables through a curtain. Like, normally I donāt even care that much about set but the inside of a lighthouse (is there a real word for that?) for Sirenia was amazing, from the impressively realistic clutter to the backlit shutters to indicate the weather outside.
Buuuuut when the best part of your show is the set, you know you havenāt quite nailed it. Sirenia is clunky in its writing - scene changes are covered by expositional radio news reports, and the parallels in the story might as well have neon signs lit over them as theyāre so heavy-handedly pointed out to us. Plus, theĀ ātwistā at the end was a bit underwhelming.Ā
Rob Pomfret does a stunning turn as lighthouse-keeper Isaac; heās fraught with emotion, and plays perfectly to the size of the tiny room. Evie Tyler, as the mysterious girl he brings in from the storm, is at her best when shivering and holding on for life and a little grating whenever she has more to say. That said, Iām fairly sure any melodrama on her part was down to an unclear character rather than lack of ability. It is Jethro, after all.Ā
Joe
I mean, yeah. That pretty much covers it: however gorgeous your set and tech (those shuttered windows, nnnnngghh) itās a bit of a waste of time if youāre gonna use it to news-report-exposition your way through a predictable story.
That said, my current obsession with darkness in theatre found plenty to enjoy once the power died in the lighthouse (no, I donāt think there is a word) leaving the only light sources a torch on the floor and the occasionally-passing beacon outside the shutters. In any larger space youād have lost everything in the dark, but when youāve got a dozen people squished onto benches less than a metre from your face, a bit of torchlight sets a beautifully cinematic scene in which for Pomfret to tell his tragic should-have-saved-her-but-didnāt tale.
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CUT is on at the Underbelly, George Square until 31st (not 18th), at varying times. Tickets are £9-£13.50. We saw the show at 18.00 on the 5th.
Joe
Well, this was one hell of a show to pick for my first of the Fringe. Weāre met by an usher who leads us to an obscure room deep in the uni, warns that we will be in total darkness, and that if we have to leave we should shout the safe-word āCUTā.Ā
My favourite Theatre Thing right now (fueled mainly by my sheer adoration of Christopher Brett Baileyās utterly life-changing This Is How We Die) is creative use of darkness, and CUT certainly tried its darnedest in that department. Moments in total darkness, often with roaring, distorted sound, were both tense and intense, the audience straining their remaining senses to guess where the single performer would be when the lights came back up.Ā
Itās definitely got the potential to be a pretty effective way to tell a story about being stalked, and a sequence playing on the inability to see through a window at night without turning off the lights verged on brilliance - but ultimately however intelligently you use your total darkness, youāve still got to maintain that when the lights are back on.Ā
Donāt get me wrong, none of it was bad, not even close, but it wasnāt ever completely immersive. I think a lot of this was the decision to seat audiences down either sides of a strip of stage. Looking across into the faces of other audience members is always a sure reminder that youāre in a theatre, and once youāve remembered youāre in a theatre (and not home alone with a stalker outside) itās all too easy to look at a woman clambering on the floor making a clingfilm spiderweb and see... just that, instead of the poetic image sheās trying to create.
Caitlin
Yeah, the spiderweb bit was definitely the moment where I stopped taking it too seriously. CUT scared the hell out of me to start with - if you tell me I canāt leave without a safe word and then throw me into total darkness then yeah, I pretty much sh*t myself. I spent most of the first ten minutes trying to stay conscious and stop shaking.
Eventually, the dark episodes feel familiar, and you can concentrate on the show. That said, youāre never really allowed to get comfortable - the short scenes separated by pitch black are a relentless ambush on the senses. Weirdly, the longest scene being the climax of the story - the meeting of the hunter and the hunted - meant that it was one of the least tense, as the lights stayed on for more than a few minutes.Ā
It should be said that Hannah Norris is phenomenal in this. Seriously, sheās warm and then absolutely insane and then sheās smiling again. She welcomes you in and says thatĀ āHannahā is outside, waiting to come in and honestly it took me a while to be sure that there wasnāt more than one woman performing - thatās how cleanly she flips character, or personality, or mood or whatever.
CUTĀ is confusing, and sometimes this works. Sometimes it becomes dull - the episodes about the tiny woman with the scissors donāt make a lot of sense along with the rest of the narrative so I sort of stopped paying much attention to those, mostly worried that Norris was going to do something dangerous with the pair of sharp silver scissors in her hand. (Iām a nervous audience member, you might have noticed?)
For a piece that discusses a woman being stalked by a man, sexually assaulted and then wreaking her violent revenge on him, there wasnāt much about gender in there. Iām still not sure if it was refreshing or disappointing that way, but it meant that I took more away from the visceral elements of the play than from the story it was telling, even though the script is fantastically constructed. I guess what Iām trying to say is that even though every element of CUT is absolutely on point, it doesnāt all meld together that well.Ā Ā
Less than 24 hours before we arrive at the Fringe, Caitlin finally gets her shit together - hereās the five (and a bit) shows sheās got high hopes for this year.
The Main Yvette
Iām always super keen to see shows about how crap and insane being a woman is but this seems the most insane (and least crap) of the bunch. Itās also listed at Performance Art/Game ShowĀ so god knows whatās in store, but Iām up for it.Ā
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Fake ItĀ ātil You Make it
Iād sell my arm to get a ticket to this. I know itās getting a lot of hype so maybe this isnāt the most original Fringe pick ever, but itās an uplifting show about depression and everything Iāve read makes it seem so genuine and real and GREAT.
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Tonight with Donny Stixx
A new Philip Ridley oh my goddddddd. Sure, it seems like standard Ridley but thenĀ āstandard Ridleyā is basically an oxymoron in itself. Iāll be seeing this on day one, and then probably a couple more times.Ā
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Boys
I think this is my favourite play Iāve ever seen. This time Iād like to see it with a cast that really matches the strength of Hicksonās text.
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This Will End Badly
From Rob Hayes, the writer of 2014ā²s Awkward ConversationsĀ with Animals Iāve Fucked, I have almost no idea what this is about, and I donāt care. Awkward ConversationsĀ messed me up for days in the best kind of way. Rob, I put all my trust in you for this to do the same. Donāt let me down.
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Honorable mention because I only like the title: Me, as a Penguin
I love penguins, but I hate kitschy, gimmicky theatre about coming out/fitting in - itās time to change the record.Ā
The five (and a bit) shows Joeās most excited about after a flick through the programme for this year.
Giant Leap
āFoul-mouthedā comedy about the team tasked with writing Neil Armstrongās infamous āsmall stepā line... for a faked moon landing. Conspiracy theories tickle me at the best of times, and everything about this promises to be daft and hilarious and right up my street.
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Face to the Wall
A multimedia retelling of a school shooting. Hands down winner of the Most Interesting Show Blurb award (āLet me tell you what happened. No, don't interrupt. Actually I don't want to talk about it anymore. Fine. There were children. They got shot.ā)Ā Face to the Wall could well be a pretty harrowing experience, but most likely not one to miss.Ā
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Bruce
Puppetry can either be great or really bad. Ditto mime. Bruce contains both, but the puppet in question here is an adorably gormless block of yellow foam called Bruce. And just like that, Iām sold.
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Lemons, Lemons, Lemons, Lemons, Lemons
Letās be honest, there was no way I was going to turn down a show called Lemons, Lemons, Lemons, Lemons, Lemons. But somehow the premise of Lemons, a world where the number of words you say in your lifetime has a finite cap, manages to be even more memorable than its title. Lemons.
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Moby Alpha
Outer space and classic literature hold almost opposite positions on the list of Things Iām Interested In, so I was sitting on the fence for a while about Moby Alpha, a two-man retelling of Moby Dick set in space. But the only lighting is from LED strips around the visors of the actors, and that Iām definitely into.
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Honorable mention cause Iāll probably chicken out of actually seeing it: Fiction
Itās in total darkness and you wear headphones. I feel like Iāll regret seeing this, but Iāll also regret not going.
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āField was forced to acknowledge his own unpreparedness as his reactions to walk-outs became gradually less funny and more bitter⦠towards the end you could see the light dying behind his hipster-spectacled eyes.ā
Bestiality as suicide
āThis one-man piece started out as a series of puns, drawing on the niche crossover of jokes about one-night-stands AND dogs, and quickly descended into a pretty disturbing portrayal of the characterās loss of sanity and eventual suicide.ā
Two-dimensional tragedy
āNot really a saving grace, but the only thing that kept Red Tap/Blue Tiger from being totally dull was the borderline hilarity of how two-dimensional the characters were. If I hadnāt known better, Iād have thought it was a parody.ā
Read the whole articleĀ over on the Edge, if that takes your fancy.