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Why is everything hell? I must been extraordinarely cruel to animals in my former life.

In which environment are you going to use this camouflage exactly? :P

Am I dead? Yeah I'm dead. That design killed me.

A guide to Norwegian cities

Drammen: There's a river. People like this river. A place you drive past. Harry-byen. Also, you WILL have to eat a raw animal heart. Tønsberg: the bus WILL be late. You can also see the sign "Roar i Bua" disappear every summer, and then be found at the end of summer (WILL be a story in the newspapers) Arendal: small town big city feeling, everyone owns a boat and pretends to be richer than people from Grimstad Kristiansund: No, you don't want to go there unless you want to be scared shitless by the locals. THEY STARE. Stavanger: 5 metres between you and an engineer and/or an incredibly cheesy person Randaberg: their claim to fame is that they produce 80% of all the parsley in the country Lier: peasants hiding the fact that they're peasants with expensive clothes Nittedal: Alf Prøysen. That's it. Bergen: rain, rain and oh yes; more rain. If there's sun in Bergen, you're probably not in Bergen after all. Haugesund: rich and narrow-minded shits Trondheim: you haven't experienced the city unless you are a student or have been hit by a bus/cyclist. Moustaches everywhere. Harstad: there's the Adolf Canon that you can visit and a badass viking museum. that's about it. Hitra: our pets are deers and seagulls. You are a freak if you don't like salmon. Gjerdrum: A little hole with nothing but bitches and cows. Levanger: nothingness in the middle of nowhere Bærum: rich people who probably own you and your family. Nobody likes people from Bærum Bardufoss: be sure to have lots of alcohol with you to prevent death from boredom and isolation of society. Oslo: home of the king and queen, everything is ridiculously expensive. Every other person is an immigrant. Kristiansand: bible-belt. Everyone knows everyone. Also, there is a zoo Ålesund: people who brag a lot, fish and bunad silver Alta: cool city (not really shhhh) Rygge: When the awful Mosse-smell is gone we can finally live a normal life Narvik: where a headband is called a headliner Sandefjord: there are five 13 year olds smoking. Other than that it's a city filled with old people. And there's a whaling monument Vikersund: It isn't really a city, but it you get to see crazy people jump 250 meters down a hill every second year

I love how spectacularily imprecise this is on all levels.

#male privilege #kill all men isnt that a bit fucking sexist

you cant be sexist against men

….why??

But.... why?

By the Emperor... Nail the dreadnought to the floor! Hide the terminator armours!

It looks o.k, but I've seen far worse! The very best advice I can give you is to use fresh paint, or thin it slightly with water. Another part is to be conservative with your paint, and not have too much paint on your brush. I can see that you have used i bit too much paint since the layers drown out the details and such n the armours. Another tip that has helped me a lot is to paint details with almost a dry brush since the paint will not run into the details, but the downside to this is that you have to paint in several layers. The last tip I can give you is to buy an ink wash (Nuln oil, or agrax earthshade should do) which will really bring out the shadows on the model. Keep up the good work, and be patient ;)

Is she supposed to be some kind of sorceress, since that would be in conflict with the fluff :d