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The best way to make me hate your website and never come back, is to ask me to create and validate an account.

so in one of my classes we were making moodboards, just pieces of paper with magazine cutouts that represent us pasted all over them and this guy i’ve never talked to leans over and he’s like ‘you’re gay, right’ and i’m like ‘…sort of?’ and he silently handed me a cutout of ellen degeneres and went back to his work

The only real ally

at what point in a friendship can u go from “hey whats up” to “do you think aliens know what capitalism is” as a conversation starter

i hate being looked at and brought into physical reality i just want to exist fleshlessly in my head

*drops dramatically to the floor* … anxiété 

The most unrealistic aspect of the Harry Potter universe is that they eventually use all the skills/knowledge they learn in school.

*slaps football out my teenagers hands* no child of mine is being a jock in this house this is a goth family