thought I was a spaceman

akira goes on a date with this woman and she calls him the next day and he’s like oh yeah i had an amazing time i haven’t been able to stop thinking about you and then when he hangs up he’s like

because akira is awful

but she takes this to heart and starts stalking him in a ridiculously comical sequence including swimming out to him with a snorkel and beer just when he thinks he’s gotten rid of her, leading to him faking his own death and setting up a mock funeral 

anyways he eventually tells her that he wasn’t in love with her and she takes it really badly and reveals that she’s a darkzeid general (not even like, a monster of the week, a general) and she looks like this for some reason

so then she showed up a couple more times but the last thing i remember her doing was having a fantasy about keeping akira for herself after destroying humanity and fantasizing about whipping him over a barrel in a desert wasteland

Ii jan! Ii jan! Sugee jan?!

(progress/sketches under cut bc I think they're neat:)

👆 guy who pissed and shit himself when he was having a slightly difficult time fighting an octopus monster

LITERALLY called him a pussy ashjdfkhdjfsdgkfh deserved