Fremione Mischief

Hermione: I'm a knife.

Fred: We had slushies. I had a blue one.

Hermione: I had a red one.

Harry: Oh.

Harry:

Harry: OH!

Ron:

Hermione: [glares]

Fred: Well, because you're easy to make fun of—

Hermione: Well, poker is just math, so I guess it depends on if you consider the mathematician, Carl Friedrich Gauss, cool.

Hermione: Hello, George.

George: You see Fred over there?

Hermione: Yes. What about him?

George: He thinks you're really hot.

Ginny: Punch him in the stomach, then, when he doubles over in pain, kiss him.

Alicia: Tackle him.

Katie: Dump him.

Angelina: Kick him in the shin.

Hermione: *not sparing a glance* I don’t know how are you?

Fred: But what about the chemistry between us?

hermione: i just wanted a quick peek at your attendance record.

hermione: zero absences! ohh mama printing this out for later

fred: alright keep it in your pants, granger

fred flirts with hermione in the most uncalled for/inappropriate places

like he creeps up on her in like the middle of a hallway and starts kissing her on the neck and “fred we’re in public” “oh so i cant show my devotion to you like i can in my dorm?” “FRED”

compliments her ALL THE TIME, like whenever he can (like just passing by the shop in the middle of the day, “btw you look great”)

both sneak food for each other from the great hall or the kitchens (fred can get distracted with experiments, and hermione can stay up late studying)

hermione was actually the one to make the first move since she became bolder with teasing and flirting, and she lowkey dropped a hint to fred inviting him to hogsmeade

hermione always meets him at the quidditch locker room (is that what they call it? quidditch tent??) after his game and congratulates him no matter the outcome of the game

hermione uses her skills as a prefect to escort the twins back to the common room if they’re out late and umbridge is patrolling the hall

who’s their biggest shipper? mcgonagall? harry? ginny? george? its a four way tie

to distract her or help her relax, fred will pull her away fron whatever shes doing in the common room, or the library, or near the lake and slow dance with her while humming

both him & mione are surprisingly good singers, and sometimes she’ll let him lay his head on her lap and hum while playing with his hair

HAVING SAID THAT, when hermione is in fred’s lap or is lying down, fred will braid her hair or make little flower crowns or braid daisies in her hair (since he grew up taking care of ginny)

he makes fun of her height, but its okay because he thinks her shortness is cute (especially when shes angry)

fred started calling hermione “mine”, because sometimes he’ll say “mione” to fast

fred only allows two people to call him “freddie” : george & hermione

fred is absolutely whipped, like hopelessly devoted and in love with her; as a result he’s more considerate of the outcome of a prank