PJO and HP fandom

Ron: When you were a kid, what was your biggest fantasy?

Percy: Will you be my girlfriend?

Nico: [dragging Will with him by the arm]

Ginny: What kind of name is Hermione anyway?

I feel like my life has just been one long episode of "I shouldn't be alive".

Annabeth: Would you be mad if I just used the argument "I'm allowed to say that, my best friend is a lesbian"?

Seamus: Girls will be like "If I was a geographical feature I would be a selenite cave" and you're just supposed to be able to figure out what that means.

Reyna: I was just having a bad day.

Lavender: I don't gossip.

Percy: What do you want to do this weekend?

Sirius: Have you seen my underwear?

Harry: Oh, I talked to Hermione today, and apparently, she and Viktor might break up.

Pansy: The only person more self-centered than me is Draco.

Leo: Viva La Vida defined 2008 I don't remember anything else and I refuse to.

Clarisse: I consider myself a good person.