a knife in the dark

im remaking soon bc…. kinblr you drive me insane

i remade! you can ask for my url if you want

“bi men w/ women and bi women w/ men don’t count lol” y’all LOVE being clowns huh.. honking your little clown noses.. wearing your size 18 shoes in firetruck red

can y’all stop telling crazy tumblr people t go outside, i be out there

*butler hands me a wax-sealed envelopè* your callout post, sir

big bang theory is awful for obvious reasons but honestly shout out to them for inventing “bazinga” so i have a word i can drop into any conversation for a one-hit kill

it still blows my mind that there are people years younger than me on this site who live off discourse and are constantly getting into kin drama and other bullshit. if youre a tween or a young teenager please find better hobbies and dont waste your time yelling at strangers on the internet and calling other kids retards i promise youll regret it by the time youre my age

im not even saying this in a “im better than the other kids on this site” way im genuinely concerned for the 12-15 year olds who think calling people slurs and reblogging gore is a personality trait. youll regret it in a few years and wish you spent your time doing something productive