riah.

all the reviews for atomic blonde are like “its an empty aesthetic film where charlize theron just dresses up in nice clothes, kicks the shit out of dudes, and has random sex scenes with women” as if that wasn’t my dream action movie 

why are breakfast dates not  a more popular thing? like forget your 9pm fancy dinner reservation, lets go eat pancakes at 9am in our pjs

I will never wake up before noon for a man

Big, muscular black man carrying smol, happy Jewish detective. It got better, thank you.

Imagine A Series of Unfortunate Events but with the Bobs Burgers kids.

10/10 would watch

I want to chill but I also want to learn 5 languages

one time my friends and i got bubble tea and my one friend didn’t know abt the tapioca pearls and he took a sip and then opened his mouth and let like 9 of them roll out of his mouth and onto the floor and then whispered “what the fuck”