sorry for fading into you. but it's kinda strange you never knew...?

stuck in a time loop where every day i wake up and it’s tomorrow

sorry yeah, you're actually not allowed in the grocery store anymore. yeah, everyone thought it was super weird when you were rummaging in your wallet for your debit card and it was making everyone super uncomfortable and taking a long time. sorry

(in tears) next year i will have so much fun!

HEARTBREAKING: Poor girl has to get out of the soft warm bed even though she is so so so so comfy

People who switch pronouns in songs to no-homo the situation are so funny. The idea literally never even occurred to me as a kid. Couldn’t be me. I am a woman scorned. I am a man who had his heart broken. I am a guy who hates his hometown. I’m a country boy, I’m a city girl. I’m a slut. I’m addicted to cocaine. It’s a song, man.