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Air Supply - Total eclipse of the car

Recently backed into an ATM, got the cash and now I have to get rid of the evidence.

Don’t call the cops, please.

If you can’t line your hand up, just move a car into the way. Creative camera angles will keep your plate # safe

Give it to the golf both ways.

In the second picture, you really get a sense of the pose - like he’s sparring with the car.

You know this guy spent two or three minutes setting that dehumidifier tank up with a padded manila envelope perched on top to keep his real identity secret.

I picture Borat selling this car. <borat>very nice car!</borat>

This guy is giving his car’s butthole a tickling.

http://hartford.craigslist.org/cto/5008221092.html

You must be joking

http://allentown.craigslist.org/cto/5012100584.html

Here’s a submission from one of our readers!

Basically, if you are at a motel with your side piece, but gotta sell your car, a quick finger over the camera will keep you anonymous. Your wife will never find out.

Thanks to Hazard860 for the tip

I had to post the other picture from the last ad.

Here’s a handy guide for measuring distance; as this MR2 seller is demonstrating... http://www.almanac.com/how-estimate-distances

http://jerseyshore.craigslist.org/cto/5007579110.html

Look up in the sky, its a bird, its a plane... its a 98 Civic bringing its red cape to the game.

This Porsche Boxster is being offered up by Sonic’s good friend, Knuckles.

The price includes the car, upgraded wheels, and what looks to be a $5 bill stuffed into the gauge cluster.

In a pinch, this week’s grocery flier will keep your plate safe! Of course it doesn't always work, so you can put your odd oversized finger in the way.

Personally, I would have covered up the broken tail light.

-ALM

This car is Number one in our hearts.

-ALM

I see so many people covering their plates in hilarious ways, I needed to share it.

First up is Tattoo guy giving his lovely B5 S4 the fist.

-ALM