delicate nature

If any competition needed to be on Tumblr, it's this one.

Okay, but the runs in her stockings! She starts out with beautiful, clearly new stockings, and then over the course of the video they get shredded, then there's a close up on a scrape on her leg that looks like it's from a wire - oh there's themes there!

At least there’s one thing I can count on in this crazy mixed up world

oh there he is

Gnome eminem: just cos I'm gnomey don't mean you know me. Don't call me homie. In fact you can blow me. Since I started seeing lots of gnomes rapping, halvling MCs who don't know what's happening, half-foots who need a half-hand smacking, go back to the shire and ask bilbo baggins. [beat changes] Haley I'm sorry that I drank your potion