âthe problem with tinder is that itâs too easy to get banned. youâre telling me that i got kicked off for asking one guy his ssn? thereâs no way theyâve never had that happen before. grindr, at least, has the courtesy to give you a warning first. thrinderâs fine but itâs buggy and too easy to crash - i know, iâve done it three times already. hinge & bumble are both fine but whereâs the fun in that? besides, i mostly use bumble for bumblebff - iâm sorry, wait what were you saying before?â
âOh uh, I asked if youâd seen a cellphoneâŚum pink with a red beaded chain hanging from the side? âŚBecause Iâm looking for it for someone?â Fred muttered, as he tried to mentally walk back to where theyâd even gotten to this point in the conversation just from his simple question. âBut all that other stuff is pretty cool, I guess? I mean you used a lot of words Iâve never heard of before, likeâŚthrinder? And bumblebff? But good for you, bud!















