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Animated version for my @stereksecretsanta to @andavs ^^

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anyway as usual, They
I stayed up til 8 in the morning doing this
please… let them smooch
Love Reddie kisses!
She is absolutely essential and must be protected at all costs

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James Ransone in Fruits de Mer (2014)
Dog refuses to get out of bed then proceeds to fall asleep looking after baby
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How Things are Made 🎨
Excuse you? How dare you be that cute?!
TW: anxiety

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You're So Lovely
Officer Slater x (F) Reader
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Y/N gently rubbed Slaters back, as he rested his head in his hands. This wasn't the first time they had been here, but it filled Y/N with sadness each time.
"You could do so much better Y/N..."
This job was hard on Slater in many ways, one of the being how he saw people everyday. It made him grow self concious, and worry about Y/N finding someone better.
He sighed, and ran hands through his hair.
"Baby, look at me."
No movement was made, except for slight shaking. Y/N smirked, and wrapped her arms around his waist from behind him.
"BoooooooBearrrrrrrrrr."
Silence.
"Sugarplummmmm."
Nothing.
"Look at me, my cinnamonapple!"
Silence, yet again. Y/N, becoming frustrated, crawled into Slaters lap and, before he had time to react, slammed their lips together. Y/N noticed Slaters usually soft lips had a salty wetness to them, casuing sadness to build in her even more than before.
They pulled apart, and Y/N rested her hands on his cheeks, making him look at her.
"Baby, you are all I want. You make everyday absolutely extraordinary, and I could never think of anyone else I would rather spend my life with-"
"Y- You want to spend your life with me?"
With a smile, Y/N wiped tears away from Slaters eyes.
"Of course I do honey."
Slater pulled Y/N closer to himself. It felt as though he were afraid she would vanish if his hold were even slightly more loose. Y/N wrapped her arms around his neck, and gently ran fingers through his hair.
"You're so lovely Slater."
A smile spread onto his lips. No matter what, Y/N was always there to lift his spirits. She turned any dark day into one devoid of darkness. He squeezed her tighter, causing her to giggle.
"I love you so much Y/N."
"I love you too Slater, and I always will."
Tears fell yet again from his eyes, but not tears of sadness, this time they were tears of joy.
"I know."
A quick translation:
Dude: OK, guys, let’s assign the disasters. Hum, tsunami. Who wants the tsunami?
2004: Yeah, I’ll have the tsunami.
Dude: OK, 2004 has the tsunami. 2012, do you still want the asteroid?
2012: Nah, no need.
Dude: Cool, let’s schedule that for 2030. OK, 2020, I have-
2020: FIRES.
Dude: OK, we can do fires, no problem-
2020: NUCLEAR TENSION.
Dude: Fires and… nuclear tension?
2020: PANDEMIC.
Dude: 2020, you can’t just- just have EVERYTHING-
2020: KOBE BRYANT DIES IN A HELICOPTER ACCIDENT.
1986: Wh-who’s Kobe Bryant?
1347: Heli-what?
Dude: So, you’re asking for fires, nuclear tension, a pandemic AND the death of basketball legend in your year!?
2020: TILL MARCH.
Dude: C’mon. Guys, help me with this.
1986: I would say something, but… CHERNOBYL! Oops, am I right?
2014: At least you still have the twin towers.
2000: Wait, what do you mean?
1347: I agree that 2020 is pushing it-
1945: YOU’RE LITERALLY- You’re the high point of the Bubonic plague!
1347: Oh, much apologies, Sir TWO ATONIC BOMBS!
1945: It’s ATOMIC, you f*ing medieval-
1347: Who are you calling medieval, G.I. Joe. Go play with your-
1945: Here we go again-
2000: Now, seriously, what-
1: Y’all want BREAD?!
1347, with a funny accent: Look at me! I have ME.DI.CI.NE.
Eddie and Richie give Stan their drinks to hold for a moment while they make out. Stan didn’t almost die for this.
something cute and something damp. sorry

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here, take this ooey gooey nonsense
When the recently remembered love of your life casually drops the bomb that he feels the same way about you ↳ It Chapter Two (2019)