what if she was called freakyzilla and she barked

(shouting over the loud music to the guy next to me at a crowded bar) no no listen. there's two types of piss kink, okay? there's the wetting kind and the golden showers kind. the wetting kind is all about loss of control. desperation. it's about surrendering yourself to your irresistible physical urges. it makes pissing a submissive act. sit back down i'm not finished. the golden showers kind is about pissing as a dominant act. it's about degradation. objectification. turning a person with agency into something dirty to be used for relief. there's overlap between the two but both can be used to reinforce different power dynamics in bdsm contexts. where are you going

“poor baby” oh i’m bricked

"Behave and stay down I need to put a load in you" owner and brainless puppy tboy who is way too high to do anything about it

there's something so arousing about zombies.. the way they just roam around starving all the way to the bone, but when they see the living the parasite controlling what's left of their brain has the instinct of just pouncing grabbing or biting any part of flesh and tearing it apart with their own fingers desperately and eating it for hours maybe days undisturbed, filling it's empty stomach entirely until nothing but a skeleton is left behind. No matter how much fighting happens they always seem to win, maybe from the person's fear..or guilt of having to kill.

Princess omobait requests the maids stop calling her that and also on an unrelated note that they unlock the bathroom door Right Now

Princess omobait would like to remind her maids that she does not appreciate being denied any kind of throne, her discomfort has nothing to do with the fact that this specific throne is porcelain

Princess omobait is clarifying to her maids that she's refusing to drink from the chalice out of fear for poison, no other reason at all.

Princess omobait refuses to put on the grey sweatpants no matter how much the maids beg her to.

Princess omobait would like her maids to stop referring to her new and innovative take on the waltz as a "potty dance".

Princess omobait royally decrees that that is Not a leak, she just- ohfuckokfine it's a leak pleasepleaseplease can she go to the bathroom now she'll give the maids riches power anything just let her go now pleaaaa- oh dear.

Princess puddlepants dislikes this new nickname even more.

People are reblogging just the first post without the reblogs and they're all missing out

oops, my bad 🤭