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German Masterpost
Learning a language is much easier if you actually use the language, get to know the culture better and do stuff on your own. My own experience is that I learned English at school, but then I started to watch a lot of stuff on YouTube, watch as many movies as possible in English and read in English and became top of the class.Â
This masterposts consists of my favorite German things. I added some more stuff, so not all of this is what I am usually interested in, but they are mainstream and classics that everyone knows.Â
Iâve always wanted to do a masterpost of german stuff I would recommend to those who want to learn German or more about the german language :)
So, stay tuned for my personal recommendations! (links are bold)
Listening
Radio:
N-JOYÂ (northern Germany)
1LIVE (Northrhine-Westphalia) (these two are only the hitradio stations, for younger people. If you want something else, look through the different stations of the WDR and the NDR)
DASDING.de (the livestream is easy to find)
SWR3Â
MDR SputnikÂ
Kiraka (for the kids)
Podcasts:
Ohrenbär: stories for children
Sanft & Sorgfältig (cancelled, but you can still listen to every episode): the hosts, musician Olli Schulz and comedian Jan BÜhmermann discuss lots of different topics (they are funny and down to earth, but speak very fast, so this one is nothing for beginners)
German music:
Pop/Rock: Sarah Connor (Album: Muttersprache)  Andreas Bourani Silbermond Olli Schulz AnnenMayKantereit Spotify Deutschpop playlist
Rap/Hip Hop: Alligatoah Namika Kollegah K.I.Z.  Karate Andi Genetikk Cro Dendemann German Rap Playlist 1  German Rap Playlist 2 History of German Rap
Reading
Frankfurter Allgemeine Zeitung (FAZ)Â (really a lot of coverage of diverse topics)
taz.die tageszeitung  (more progressive)
Die ZEITÂ (really huge tbh, but interesting stuff about so many topics)
Spiegel Online (one of germanyâs most famous news magazins)
Die Welt (more conservative)
BILD.de (boulevard press, but the language is easy and the articles arenât too long I guess)Â
BuzzFeed DeutschlandÂ
Watching
News
tagesschau  tagesthemen (ARD)
ZDF heute    ZDF heute-journalÂ
TV shows
Die Sendung mit der Maus (For children. Information and entertainment. Itâs a classic and pretty much everyoneâs childhood)
Wissen macht Ah! (For 9-12 year olds whose childhood was Die Sendung mit der Maus and who are not ashamed. I used to love this show.)
Tatort (a crime series, THE german classic. Every bigger german city has its own team. I personally recommend Mßnster)
heute-show (Satire in the style of a News TV show with an audience. Inspired by the Daily Show. Hosted by Oliver Welke, starring many other German comedians, check them out if you like them. 10/10 would recommend.)
PussyTerrorTVÂ (Cabaret by Carolin Kebekus. Not the most famous thing but I love it and she deserves to be on this.)
NEO MAGAZIN ROYALEÂ (Late night. Hosted by Jan BĂśhmermann. For younger people, as I said he speaks very fast. Donât watch this if you donât understand satire. Also featuring Dendemann from earlier on this list. Listed because itâs one of my favorites. If you want to get to know the style of the show, some of the songs are in English (x) (x) (x))
I would love to show you Circus Halligalli, itâs one of the best things on german television and very funny, but its rights belong to ProSieben, a private TV station, which means you cannot watch it online. But here is what came before: NeoParadise (late night and comedy, starring Joko Winterscheidt and Klaas Heufer-Umlauf)
(yeah, the only stuff I watch on TV is news and comedy.)
YouTubeÂ
Rocket Beans TVÂ they someohow brilliantly manage to blend the lines between TV and vlogging which is really cool, check them out!
SPACE FROGS / SPACE RADIOÂ two guys from Berlin. Comedy, commentary on different topics, cooking, gaming and much more.
theclavinover  synchro, music, comedy and more
Sarazar gamingÂ
Joyce Ilg a nice vlogger
LeFloid news coverage and commentary, talks VERY fast
Please contact me if one of the links doesnât work!
Genus der Nomen (Gender of nouns) Part III/III
In the last part of this series, weâre dealing with the neuter nouns.
Neuter ALWAYS:
all alphabets (s A, s B, s C)
all colours (s Blau, s Rot)
all languages (s Deutsch, s Englisch)
all nouns derived from infinitive verbs (s Laufen, s Kaufen)
all nouns derived from adjectives (s Gute, s Schlechte)Â
all nouns beginning with Ge- that represents a collection of something (s Gebirge, s Gewässer)
nouns with the diminutive ending -chen (s Mädchen, s Zettelchen) -lein (s Fräulein, s Kindlein)
nouns with the ending -ett (s Tablett, s Ballett) -in (s Benzin, s Nikotin) *-ing (s Doping, s Multitasking) -ma (s Thema, s Schema) -ment (s Experiment, s Kompliment) EXCEPT: the noun âMomentâ which can be both masculine and neuter depending on itâs meaning (masculine when it means âin that instantâ, neuter when it means âfactor/circumstance/aspectâ) -o (s Auto, s BĂźro)
USUALLY:
nouns with the ending: -um (s Museum, s Studium) BUT: r Reichtum, r Rum
* This rule only applies to words with the -ing ending that are derived from verbs - something like the English version of s Laufen & s Kaufen. So it is s Doping, s Multitasking, s Meeting, but r Pudding.

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alle viere von sich strecken - to put oneâs feet up #wochende http://ift.tt/1ImaFMx
Video:Â 100 Years of Beauty in 1 Minute: Germany
suggested by drewkitchens.
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German, itâs logical. (source)

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lingvo.info is a cool, free website all about European languages & linguistics in general.
There are four main sections to the website:
Lingvopedia for basic information about the 28 languages in Europe they focus on,...
in germany we have a word called âdurchwurschtelnâ which is literally translated into âsausage yourself through your troublesâ and that is beautiful
also donât forget:
es geht um die Wurst - the sausage is at stake - itâs now or never, itâs neck or nothing
die Wurstigkeit - sausage-y-ness - a noun that describes the feeling of not caring about something
die beleidigte Leberwurst spielen - to act like an offended liver sausage - to act offended, especially if there isnât a reason for it
Alles hat ein Ende nur die Wurst hat zwei - Everything has an end, only the sausage has two
Das ist mir Wurst - thatâs sausage to me - I donât give a shit
Eine Extrawurst brauchen - To need a special sausage - To get special treatment (negative)
vorfreude
(noun) A German untranslatable word, vorfreude is defined as the intense euphoric sensation you experience from thinking about future plans and daydreams. This beautiful feeling is a natural reaction the human mind manifests from expectations of future pleasures and joyful anticipations, such as planning a trip, going on a date, and many other fulfilling, life-changing events. (via bibliochor)
Everything used to be better in former timesâŚ
schlaftrunken
der Schlaf = sleep
trunken (short form of betrunken) = drunken, intoxicated, inebriated
schlaftrunken = half asleep, drowsy, drugged with sleep (especially after being woken up too early)

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coelakanth:
Canât believe I got that reference.