Its Time To Get Spooky

WHAT THE FUCK IT’S CHRISTMAS EVE WHY DID SOMEONE REBLOG THIS

JINGLE BONE, JINGLE BONE ROCK

Next month?

Most 70s and 80s post apocalyptic fiction were set in 2019/2020.

drunk girls in bathrooms

The struggle. The uneven tear. The cat fucking stomping the chocolate getting it everywhere. This video has it all.

“Gay parents will damage their kids” BITCH WHERE.

One of my few complaints about Queer Eye is how it buries Karamo’s training and experience as a SOCIAL WORKER in the title of “culture” or whatever. The world needs many more social workers and much more respect for the field.

SHES BLEPPING IN THE LAST PHOTO HELP ME

I want one or maybe two

is this a bi joke

Probably they wanted to run it bi you

I would definitely bi one of these

Lesbiaonest I cant get bi with a bi joke cause I’m a lesbian

These puns are pretty ace.

I should have gay-ve one to my friend for their bi-rthday.

I need to perform several trans-actions with whatever company makes these.

I’m seeing how this pan-s out. 

Wow

that’s the kind of thing I like to see

he’s not even mad he just sits back down

My last two braincells

carrie fisher and freddie mercury were both too powerful for this weak world

I was at a party last night and this weird nerd guy was screaming and punching the wall whenever he missed at beer pong and I cornered him later and I was like “Hey, can I give you some constructive criticism?” And he was like “Uhh ok.” And I was like “People would like you a lot more if you weren’t going around screaming and punching walls like a fucking creep.” And he got really scared and asked “Are you going to kill me?” And I literally dont understand how he got that from what I said. I think I’m scarier than I realize.

you shoulda killed him just as a power move