CARAMEL ICED FRAPPE QUEEN 👑💁🏽

not to sound like a 40 yr old but socks are literally THE most iconic present… wacky/printed ones… fuzzy ones… just plain old socks… love me some socks bitch i love being cozy.. comfy, if you will

i hate how reward systems never work for me like i can’t just say “if i finish this assignment i can have a cookie” bc my brain is like “…..or u could just have one right now” and i can’t argue with that logic

don’t try to tell me that hungry is not an emotion because i feel that shit in my soul

When you drink alcohol both you and the alcohol get drunk.

I live in “Italy” and took a day trip to go to “Austria” and “Germany”

 #it is literally impossible to leave texas #you will be in texas #FOREVER

If you drive for 45 minutes in Australia you aren’t a city over, you’re just 45 minutes away from the city.

If you drive for 45 minutes in Australia you may not even leave the cattle station.

If I drive 45 minutes in the us I’m just at another mcdonalds

If I drive for 45 minutes in Northern Ireland I’m 10 minutes into the sea.

I can’t drive. 

I will use this post to explain tumblr

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