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Noting that the groundbreaking biotechnology could change the medical field forever, doctors at Boston Children’s Hospital told reporters Wednesday they were hopeful that gene editing would soon allow sick kids to have super weird pets. “Thanks to promising advances in CRISPR technology, we’re more confident than ever that children with rare, incurable diseases could one day own a puppy with tentacles, a guinea pig with wings, or a goldfish with long beautiful hair,” said chief of pediatric medicine Dr. Sophia Anderson, adding that the quality of life for ailing children could dramatically improve with even just a single visit from a giant, two-headed puppy or a three-eyed, snake with antlers that meows like a cat.

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And then, in a dramatic turn of events, one of the lamps combusted

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Edward Gorey’s depiction of an Old One, and his only known Lovecraftian illustration.