Falco

Remember when joining fandom as a younger person meant lurking for a bit and figuring out the vibe and etiquette instead of coming in on day one and calling people weirdos for liking weirdo shit in the weirdo factory.

the two tenets of being a sports fan that you must understand are 1. All sports fans are evil (this includes you) and 2. All sports fans are hypocrites (this includes you). once you accept these foundational ideas , it’s all good dude

“i’m in kind of a weird mental place right now” i say, as if there are times when i am not in a weird mental place

listening to the same album over and over is good for your health btw

being a team sports fan really is like oh what if you stanned the ship of theseus

euthanizing myself recreationally

I WENT HIKING AND GOT LOST AND ASKED SOMEONE WHERE WE WERE AND HE SAID BAYERN 25/26 TEAM AND THATS HOW I KNEW WE WERE AT THE PEAK ❤️❤️

As someone who has objectively the correct opinions on men (a lesbian) Esteban Ocon should be brought into the most attractive drivers on the grid conversation way more than he is

being a kraken fan is an excellent chance to practice distress tolerance and emotional regulation skills

my actual take on ot is that I really fucking wish the nhl would adopt the pwhl's point system and stop acting like there's no difference between an ot win and a regulation win. this probably will not happen because the nhl hates change.