FPUA

I'm going to tell you a little story. It is possibly self identifying but fuck it, it's a good story. Keep in mind this was several years ago before I read any pick up material whatsoever.

One night some friends enticed me out of playing video games in my freshman dorm room to go to a house party. I get there and it looks like a yuppie frat/sorority get together. Oops, I came ill prepared in my thrown on t-shirt, jeans and no make-up. Not my usual crowd either. I felt a little out of place, bored, and my buzz was starting to wear off. To amuse myself I decided I was going to try out a pick up line I'd come across and found hilarious. I scan the room and spot a HotStud10 sitting on the couch across the room, by himself, texting. After I walk up and get his attention I say, "You know what winks and fucks like a tiger?" He looks at me quizzically and I wink at him. He is visibly surprised and says "You? Really?...that's hot"

AND THEN HE SHOOK MY HAND AND INTRODUCED HIMSELF.

I manage to give him my name and my mind goes blank. I was prepared for him to laugh in my face or be horribly offended, but not that. I was stunned frozen, the ramifications of his response were too much for me to process quickly. A minute or two later, he got up and walked away.

I took his vacated seat and dealt with the cognitive dissonance. It all came crashing down on me at once: I'm more attractive than I thought I was, the tackiest fucking line in the world worked, and holy shit I just missed a swing at that ultra hot stud.