i had a dream about you so i slept a little longer

Oh nooo... Don't touch me in my sleep... oh no 👀

yeah, i wanna fuck… but… i wanna talk too

usamerican soldier STUNNED into silence when he learns that his willing and paid participation in the murder and neocolonization of foreign people is a huge red flag to everyone with a conscience

the novelty of having pets really does never wear off i’ve had my cat for ten years and i still look at him strolling around like can you believe this. a cat. is everyone seeing this. he’s alive he has bones and all. unbelievable

get in my bed loser, we're cuddlefucking

sit on my lap while i gently tease your clit as you tell me about your day?