Your Friendly Neighborhood Catfish

*picks up dog’s left paw* no wedding ring? interesting

empath for inanimate objects

*cries*

i love walking around my house at night wearing a too small tshirt and underwear it makes me feel like the slutty girl who dies first in a horror movie

no offense but like…. more saving…… more doing…… that’s the power of home depot

This is feminism

Why did he put on like three different hats

not enough orbs in video games these days. 15 years ago games were all about finding orbs. there was nothing wrong with that.

haters will see you and not wish you a happy penis friday

wishing everybody a penis friday

“haha what a riot” i say, my smile twitches nervously and i’m sweating, looking out of the window. the people are coming for me. i’m louis xvi