The Fox Den

America believes itself to be the last nation standing after a global disaster. What they do not realize, is that the global disaster was much more isolated than they were lead to believe, because it was a hoax to keep Americans away from the rest of the world.

This is pretty much the current situation

“...he made a leap year joke about how Julius Caesar became such a “powerful maniac” that he was stabbed to death by senators — after which Mulaney told the SNL audience, “That would be an interesting thing if we brought that back now!” Mulaney revealed to Kimmel that that punchline earned him a rare accomplishment: a Secret Service investigation. “I guess they opened a file on me because of the joke, and I have to say: Am I stoked there’s a file open on me? Absolutely. Did I enjoy it in the moment? Not so much,”

I think it’s worth noting that immediately after making that joke on SNL, he said, “I asked my lawyer if I could make that joke, and he said ‘Let me call another lawyer,’ and that lawyer said yes!” so like, he knew this was gonna happen.

IT IS VITALLY IMPORTANT THAT YOU UNMUTE!!!!

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Are you flirting with me or am I overanalyzing all of our interactions: a novel written by me

these all feel 5 years away at least