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One of the pervasive myths throughout publishing, and one that I hate more than any other, is the belief that you need an MFA to get published. While an MFA can help you improve your writing/find your voice/make new friends it is NOT a magic publishing button. Sure it can help you find a job teaching writing at the collegiate level. If that isn’t your dream maybe an MFA isn’t for you.

Look, an MFA is expensive. Like, mortgage on a modest house in an inner ring suburb expensive. In addition, a lot of people come out of MFA programs as merely adequate writers, and a lot of really good writers have never even attended an MFA program. So here are some easy ways to improve your writing without shelling out THOUSANDS of dollars.

1. Read Books on Craft

Books on craft are great at looking at writing as a holistic approach; that is, giving you a good idea of how to get your butt in the seat with some direction. Craft books can also give a lot of would-be authors the push they need to take their writing to the next level. If you aren’t sure how to get started, books on writing can break down simple concepts like plotting and voice into even simpler pieces, as well as clarifying why your third act tends to break down into the hum-drum “And they lived happily ever after” trope.

FREEBIES: Beth Revis has a Wattpad primer on craft called Paper Hearts. It’s a great starting point for most folks. Courtney Summers also peppers her tumblr with great writing advice, as do many published authors. Find an author whose work you admire and stalk them from afar. By reading and seeing the books they like, you can broaden your own knowledge base.

A SMALL INVESTMENT: I highly recommend Donald Maass’ books The Fire in Fiction and Writing the Break Out Novel, but only one or the other since the books are essentially the same. Stephen King’s On Writing is also a popular writing book, but tends to be heavy on opinion and light on actual advice.

FOR THE ADVANCED WORDSMITH: Anne Lamott’s Bird by Bird is pretty much the go to tome for folks that have mastered the basics of writing. It’s a great resource for stoking the creative fires when they seem to have burned themselves out.

2. Attend a Conference

Conferences are a great way to network and make connections, as well as get great insights into publishing and writing. They are also an excellent way to regain the spark of writing if you’ve somehow lost your way. Be warned, they can be exhausting for the sheer fact of being around so many people, so if you are especially introverted this may be a little too much for you.

FREE: Write On Con is a free conference that takes places every year. Also, social networking is free and is kind of like being at a conference all of the time. Consider joining Twitter (where most publishing folks seem to hang) and checking out message boards like Romance Divas, Absolute Write, and the Verla Kay Blue Boards.

A SMALL INVESTMENT: Many writing associations plan local events. SCBWI, RWA, and SFWA are a few examples. Check out what local events are near you, and make an effort to attend. A lot of the cost of attending a conference is the lodging, so anything within a couple hours drive can really save some moola.

FOR THE ADVANCED WORDSMITH: If you’ve finished a manuscript or you’ve moved beyond local conferences, you’re going to want to think about attending a national conference. These usually involve traveling to a major city and shelling out some dough for a hotel room and attendance. Most national conferences have more agents and editors than any other conference, so your chance for some face time is pretty good. Be warned, though, many don’t offer a very robust listing of craft classes, focusing on publishing trends instead. But even the priciest conference will be much cheaper than an MFA.

3. Take a Class

Most folks considering and MFA are really wedded to taking a writing class, even if they have no idea how they’ll actually pay for a class. I never attended a single craft class before I was published, which might be a good or bad thing, depending on your opinion of my work. However, if you are set on attending a class, you probably should. Just be warned, attending writing classes is pretty much a guaranteed way to find someone who hates your work.

FREE: Check to see if your local library or community center offers any kind of free programming. A lot of libraries offer classes on the basics of writing and craft, and they can be a great way to get the proverbial foot in the door. There is also Janice Hardy’s Fiction University, a website broken up into a class like structure, minus that jerk who thinks he’s the next Faulkner.

A SMALL INVESTMENT: Most local community colleges offer writing courses, the same with most local colleges. To attend a class on the cheap, check to see if your local college will let you audit the course (which basically means you don’t turn in the work or get a grade). It’s all of the knowledge for only a fraction of the cost.

FOR THE ADVANCED WORDSMITH: Media Bistro and the Gotham Writers’ Workshop both offer writing courses with editors and published authors. Taking a class with one or either of them might be a good way to figure out where your writing is lacking. This can be an investment though, so be ready to shell out a few hundred dollars.

WHAT.

THE.

FUCK.

I lived, ate, and breathed Star Wars from age 2 until 2005 when RotS finally beat the enthusiasm out of me, and I have NEVER, EVER in all my reading on behind-the-scenes and makings-of heard of these shots. It’s a shame there was no relaunched edit of the original trilogy they could have slipped these in OH FUCKING WAIT THERE’S BEEN LIKE 3 OF THOSE NOW.

Right along with “nudity” and “intense battle sequences” and “gore” there should be a “violence against women” tag. Just say it in plain writing, you know? Make us admit it in writing. And not just rape. Any and all violence against women. Fathers could read the warnings and then quietly put the movie back on the store shelf and pick something else for their young sons to watch.