Character Development happens to the best of us.

It’s a little late now.

Love doesn’t leave you traumatized.

Listen to me, LOVE doesn’t leave you traumatized. What was happening to you wasn’t love.

Read this over and over

there is some alient out there sucking dick in zero gravity

stop bringing your evangelism to skateboarding class, frank, it’s skate or die, not skate or die for my sins

separation of church and skate

The only person that deserves someone like phil lester is dan howell

When a drunk girl outside a club bathroom speaks… you listen. If she tells you that you’ll find love despite being hurt in the past? She’s right. If she tells you to stop being so self-aware? She’s right. They are the modern day Oracles at Delphi and must be taken at their every word

when I was in high school my AP english teacher told us we weren’t allowed to eat in class so I took that as a personal challenge to see what the most ridiculous thing I could eat in class without getting caught was so I started bringing soup to class and as soon as I’d crack the lid of my thermos the tiniest bit this football player that sat like 3 rows in front of me would going “I SMELL MEAT SOMEONE HAS SOUP” and no one ever believed him

You know who fucking deserved better on game of thrones? Lady.

I have rude to men disease

If the average male penis length is 5.2 inches that makes the average human penis length 2.6 inches.