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Cute ones

Leaves crunching under your boots. 

Morning air just a bit colder than expected. 

The smell of warm cider in a mug. 

Sticky fake blood

Baking cinnamon muffins

Pumpkin spice

The harvest moon 

Corn mazes

Houses covered in Halloween decorations

Jumping into piles of leaves.

Pumpkins on porches  

Hay rides

Bobbing for apples

Itchy wool on skin

Going to a haunted house

Black cats crossing your path

Heat of a fireplace on a cold night

Harvest festival feasts

Carving jack-o-lanterns

First frost of the year

Crumbling tombstones

Full moon over head

Jello in plastic brain molds

Twigs snapping on the forest floor

Trick-or-treating

The call of an owl 

Dried and wilted flowers

Toilet paper mummies

Spooky ones

Scratching at the door 

Howling at the moon

Eyes in the trees 

Whispers from the shadows

Murder of crows gathered outside

Something’s under the bed 

Fog rolling on an open field

The only headlights on miles of open road

Footsteps coming up quickly from behind

A bathroom mirror in the dark

Buried alive

Watchful eyes that follow

Growls down the hall

Hands bursting from the earth

Friday the 13th

Tree branches like claws 

Wrought iron gates

An ancient mausoleum, stone door crumbling

A familiar voice in an unfamiliar place

Things that crawl in the walls

Cobwebs in the corners 

A scream in the night 

Blood washing down the shower drain

Hot wax dripping on pentagrams

Lightning over a castle 

The rattling of chains

Torn stitches

" oh! i didn't, uh... i didn't hear you come in! "

" what's going on in here? "

" what the hell are you doing?! "

" i swear, it isn't what it looks like... "

" what's in your hand? "

" i can't believe you! "

" stop! what the hell's the matter with you?! "

" oh! i-i thought you were napping! i was just... tidying up a little. "

" how am i supposed to trust you? "

" i cannot wait to see you explain yourself this time. "

" i can explain... "

" this is technically breaking and entering, you know... "

" oh! well, this isn't the bathroom! i got lost, this place is so big and confusing... "

" you look pretty shady, to be honest... "

" nice lock-picking skills. why didn't you just ask me for the keys? "

u know that gorgeous and underrated plot where one of the muses is being hunted down by bad guys and the other muse either volunteers or gets assigned to protect them and they go into motels and safehouses and maybe there's only one bed and maybe they have to kiss to hide their faces and maybe many things happen of shippy and angsty varieties? i gotchu.

from the bodyguard.

" we don't have much time. grab and pack a bag; you're coming with me! "

" i'll explain everything once we're on the road. for now, all you need to know is that your life is in grave danger, and i'm responsible for keeping you safe. "

" hey, don't give me that look. nobody's gonna think of looking for us in a wedding suite, alright? "

" jesus, where the hell were you?! haven't i been clear enough? there are trained men whose sole purpose in life is to kill you! "

" you can't just sneak off without telling me, damnit, they could've caught and killed you before i ever knew you left the hotel room! "

" y'know, i keep turning it over in my head, but... i keep drawing a blank as to why they're after you. "

" i'll take the sofa, you take the bed. "

" once we get to the safehouse, i'll teach you how to use a gun. "

" yeah... the movies never tell you kevlar leaves a bruise, do they? you're alright, just keep breathing, yeah? we'll get frozen peas on that once we're back inside. "

" hey... come on now, don't get all upset and worried. it's not my first time taking a bullet. this is nothing, trust me. "

" it's not like i planned this. i never felt a calling or anything. the money was good, i had nothing else, so... being a bodyguard just made sense. "

" look at me... it's my job to keep you safe. alright? part of that involves taking a bullet every now and then. "

" shit, they found us! hey, listen to me. go hide under the bed, alright? take the knife, and if anyone tries to grab you, you make sure they lose their hands. i'm gonna go handle this. just... don't come out unless i say so. "

" that's it. i'm done being cute about this. who the hell are these bastards, and what the hell do they want from you?! "

" you any good with a needle and thread? i, uh... i got a little graze on my back. nothing serious, but still... no time to get an infection, right? "

" you... you're bleeding... "

" shit, no, no no no, keep your eyes on me, alright?! come on, stay with me, i'm not through with you yet. this is gonna hurt, but you need to stay awake! don't go to sleep, you hear me?! "

" thank god... i thought i lost you... you would/wouldn't be the first, you know? "

" hey, come on. we're getting a proper dinner, not microwave burritos again. grab your coat; you just survived the first week of being on the run, you've earned a little treat! "

" can't sleep, huh? i get it. the adrenaline, the nerves, sleeping in a strange bed... i'll stay up with you a while. talking kinda helps when you're trying to go to sleep... "

" so... we're gonna need to kiss. i know, i know, but they're headed our way, and it's just for a few seconds, and then we're gonna be in the clear, we can stop and forget it ever happened. deal? okay. come here. "

" next time... if there is a next time, we kiss, i want it to be real. not because our lives are at stake. "

" no, i don't usually kiss the assets... usually i just turn around and cause a diversion so we can escape. i guess you must be special. "

" you realise it's ME that takes the bullet for YOU, not the other way around... right?! "

" hey, hey! take it easy... it's okay... you're safe, alright? it's just me... you had a nightmare, but it's okay. i got you. we're safe now, nobody's gonna find us tonight... "

to the bodyguard.

" so... did you always know you wanted to be a bodyguard? "

" this is your job? you get paid to risk your life to protect mine? "

" i don't need a babysitter! certainly not an armed one! "

" i'm sorry for dragging you into this... you could still go. they haven't seen you, they don't know you were helping me. i don't want you getting killed for trying to help me. "

" yeah... that kiss wasn't to protect our identities... "

" who are these people, and why the hell are they chasing me?! "

" no! i'm not going anywhere with you! not until you explain to me what the hell's going on! who are you?! who were those guys shooting at us?! WHY are they shooting at us?! "

" it... i guess it wasn't real before... but now? i mean... i/you just killed a man... "

" ...they're not gonna stop looking for me until i'm dead. are they? "

" i guess you wanna know why they want me dead, right? "

" you get that scar from helping other people like me? "

" i can't... i won't be the reason you get killed. i won't have it. you deserve a long and happy life, not one stuck in a motel room with me until one of us gets killed. "

" i'm sorry for losing it earlier... i'm just not okay with the idea of you putting your life on the line for me. "

" you... you're bleeding... shit, that was what i heard, wasn't it?! that was meant for me! you took a bullet for me?! "

" they'll never stop hunting for me! you know that! so go! just go! save your own ass, and go! "

" quit following me! nobody else is going to die because of me! "

" so... this is what a safehouse looks like. "

" i don't think a starbucks gift card and a thank you note can really repay you for protecting me for... well, for god knows how long. "

" ...how long's the longest you've been on the run with a person for? "

" you must have a family though, right? do they know about what you do? "

" woah... hey, now, take it easy, it's just me. i'm sorry, i forgot the knock... i wanted to grab you some breakfast from that IHOP across the way... "

" you must get so lonely on this job... "

" no, no... um... w-we could share the bed. right? i'm... i sleep easier when... when there's someone around. "

tw:  dark  themes  present  ( blood,  death  etc )

“  my  muse  ”  is  the  muse  of  person  receiving  the  meme.  “  your  muse  ”  is  the  muse  of  the  person  sending  the  meme.

🛏️  -  a  starter  where  our  muses  have  to  share  one  bed.

💍  -  a  starter  where  our  muses  are  enemies  forced  to  marry.

⚔️  -  a  starter  where  our  muses  are  fighting  and  my  muse  admits  their  feelings  for  yours.  (  add  + reverse  for  your  muse  to  admit  their  feelings )

😴  -  a  starter  where  my  muse  is  comforting  your  muse  after  a  nightmare.  ( add  + reverse  for  your  muse  to  comfort  mine )

🤕  -  a  starter  where  my  muse  is  patching  up  your  muse’s  injuries.  ( add  + reverse  for  your  muse  to  be  patching  up  my  muse’s  injuries. )

🥂  -  a  starter  where  my  muse  drunkenly  confesses  their  true  feelings  about  your  muse  to  them.

💭  -  a  starter  where  my  muse  chooses  to  give  up  their  memories  of  your  muse  to  save  them.  ( add  + reverse  for  your  muse  to  give  up  their  memories  to  save  mine )

🥊  -  a  starter  where  my  muse  pins  yours  whilst  sparring.  ( add  + reverse  for  your  muse  to  pin  mine )

🛡️  -  a  starter  where  my  muse  protects  yours  from  a  fight.  ( add  + reverse  for  your  muse  to  protect  mine. )

🩸  -  a  starter  where  my  muse  is  injured  and  yours  demands  to  know  who  hurt  them.  ( add  + reverse  for  your  muse  to  be  injured )

💋  -  a  starter  where  our  muses  have  to  kiss  to  maintain  their  cover.

🧑‍🤝‍🧑 -  a  starter  where  our  muses  are  fake  dating.

🤐  -  a  starter  where  our  muses  have  to  pretend  they’re  not  dating.

🤯  -  a  starter  where  my  muse  recognises  yours  from  a  past  life,  but  your  muse  does  not  remember  them.

☠️  -  a  starter  where  my  muse  admits  their  true  feelings  for  your  muse  after  believing  they’re  about  to  die,  but  they  survive.  (  add + reverse  for  your  muse  to  admit  their  feelings  to  mine )

🔪  -  a  starter  where  my  muse  kills  to  protect  your  muse.  ( add + reverse  for  your  muse  to  kill  to  protect  mine )

💔  -  a  starter  where  my  muse  breaks  your  muse’s  heart  to  save  them.  ( add  + reverse  for  your  muse  to  break  my  muse’s  heart )

🌪️  -  a  starter  where  our  muses  are  trapped  together  during  a  storm.

💰  -  a  starter  where  my  muse  has  to  seduce  yours  for  information.  ( add  + reverse  for  your  muse  to  try  to  seduce  mine )

✋   -  a  starter  where  my  muse  traces  your  muse’s  scars.  ( add  + reverse  for  your  muse  to  trace  my  muse’s  scars )

🫂  -  a  starter  where  my  muse  runs  to  embrace  yours  after  winning  a  battle.  ( add  + reverse  for  your  muse  to  embrace  mine )

still riding the tfatws high, so have some more prompts! these are for muses going undercover at an event as part of a mission!

“ you remember your cover? ”

“ i can’t tell if they’re suspicious, or if they’re just checking you out. ”

“ you ever fired a gun before? ”

“ it’s not as exciting as the movies make it out to be. we go in, we pretend to be civilians, maybe we see something, but more often than not, we don’t. ”

“ if we’re meant to be newly weds, you’re really making it look like the honeymoon was a nightmare. ”

“ you can’t dance. we’re going undercover at a gala, and you can’t dance… come on, i better give you a quick lesson before we leave. ”

“ i don’t suppose i could wear jeans and a nice top to this thing? ”

“ i know now isn’t a good time, but… you look really hot tonight. ”

“ what’s our cover again? ”

“ remember. we mess up even slightly, and that building is packed with people who’ll kill us on the spot. ”

“ you need to relax. pretend you don’t hate my guts for a minute. pretend we’re actually married and in love, like our cover insists that we are. ”

“ shit. they’ve seen us. we’ll have to improvise… and i’m sorry, but that improvising will involve us making out against that pillar until they’re gone. ”

“ follow my lead. ”

“ there’s no way we can get to that office like this. we need a diversion… ”

“ honey! you got some ketchup on your shirt… ”

“ yeah… that’s not ketchup. ”

“ our cover’s been blown. ”

“ we need to kiss. i know, i’m sorry, but either we kiss or we die, so… ”

“ quick. lean in to me and laugh. ”

“ you seriously need to relax, or we’re done for. ”

“ public displays of affection make people very uncomfortable. meaning, if we want them to look away, we need to get a little handsy. ”

“ you know, it’s ten times easier to relax when i’m not reminded of the killers out to get us. ”

“ there’s our guy. you need to get close to him. distract him until i can take the key from his pocket. ”

“ i already got the key. he/she/they thought i was a valet/caterer, gave me their jacket. now i have an armani jacket and the keys to the office and the safe. ”

“ oh god… he saw my face. he… he recognized me from somewhere, i know it, i know he did! ”

“ is it just me, or do the hors d'oeuvres get smaller every time… ”

“ not to rush you, but have you almost picked the lock yet? i only ask because of the armed rotation of guards… ”

“ everyone’s wearing black, why am i the only one being mistaken for a caterer? ”

“ hey… nobody speaks to my fake husband/wife/partner like that and gets away with it… ”

“ you think they recognize us? ”

“ we need to grab those files and get the hell out of here before our cover’s blown. ”

“ back-up’s on the way, we just need to sit tight and keep blending in. ”

“ you think they can tell this suit/dress is a rental? ”

“ nice tux/dress. ”

“ well! don’t you scrub up nicely! ”

“ remember. what happens on an undercover mission, stays there. ”

“ quit playing around and remember why we’re here! stay focused. you lose concentration once, even for a second, and we all get killed. ”

“ there’s our guy. i/you/one of us needs to dance with him, get close enough to swipe his key from his pocket. ”

“ me? jealous? yeah, right, don’t flatter yourself. we’re on a mission, don’t forget that. you had to get close to them to take their phone. ”

“ jesus, i thought they’d caught you. where did you go? ”

“ i was in the rest room… were you worried about me? ”

“ aww! you were! you were worried about me! ”

“ did they see us? ”

“ i don’t know how to dance. and… we kinda need to dance for this mission, so… i was thinking you might know how to, and maybe you could show me? ”

“And what are you the god of? Bad tastes?”

“You’re not my god.” 

“It’s been a long time since anyone invoked my name.” 

“I’m a god, not a genie. I do not ‘grant’ wishes.” 

“You haven’t an inkling of an idea of what you’ve just done, haven’t you?” 

“And what is a mere mortal to a god?” 

“A god is only as powerful as their believers.”

“When’s the last time anyone prayed to you?” 

“Don’t be stupid. Gods don’t exist.” 

“Your petty discourse is highly amusing.” 

“What a cute little shrine! I wonder who’s it to?” 

“Your title may have “Evil” in it but you just look sad.” 

“No one’s ever built me a shrine before…” 

“You mustn’t be a very good god then.” 

“Your mortal woes are beneath me.” 

“You dare speak to me in such a tone?” 

“Be careful of what you wish for.” 

“You don’t know the meaning of “God-King”. 

“You know not of who you speak to, do you?” 

“You don’t look very… godly… to me.” 

“’A god’? Don’t be so full of yourself.” 

“What are you the god of?” 

“Does it get lonely?” 

“Oh god, please don’t hurt me!” 

“Your god has no sway here.”

“And what brings you into my domain, little one?” 

“I think I just woke something up. Something powerful.” 

“Um… hello? Any… anyone listening?” 

“This is stupid. Of course no god will listen to me.” 

“You probably look nothing like your statue.” 

“I hope this shrine is worthy enough for you…” 

“I’m here as a sacrifice, as promised by my people.” 

send me a number from 1-25, without peeking, and i will choose the suiting option for our muses and write up a drabble/starter/moment according to the image! (trigger warning for graphic sexual content and other mature themes)

requested by anon. Feel free to change pronouns or anything else !

small

“Get down here!”

“Wow…I’d want to climb that tree, if you know what I mean.” / “Do birds ever sit on you and get confused?” / “Hey, Groot.”

“I’m not short. I’m fun-size.”

“Good, adorable, wonderful things come in small packages.”

“I don’t appreciate your height.”

“I CAN REACH FOR IT MYSELF.”

“I’m not short, you just have the height of a Transformer.”

“I KNOW you can see me.”

“Fear me!!!”

“Uh…you’re blocking me.”

“Can you lift me for a second?”

“Slow down! I have short legs.”

“I have a super power. It’s called, my head never hits the ceiling.”

“Have you seen him/her/them? He’s/she’s/they’re like a mountain.”

“I always win at hide and seek.”

“I’ve always looked up to you…literally. Actually, can you sit down?”

“Heels make me feel powerful.”

“Do tall people have…big..hands..?”

“I might be short, but my ego is huge.” / “I might be short, but I will drag you down to my level.”

“I can’t reach your face, but I can kick your junk.”

“You don’t know the struggle when all shirts/dresses/pants are too long on you.”

tall

“I’m afraid of you because short people are closer to hell.”

“”How is it ironic that I’m afraid of heights?”

“Does my height offend you?”

“Let me reach that for you.”

“You can’t slap me if you can’t even reach my face.”

“I’m not tall, you’re just the size of an Oompa Loompa.”

“Huh? Who said that? I can’t see anyone.”

“It’s impossible to hide from you.”

“No, I don’t play basketball.”

“I’m not slowing down because you’re short.”

“You’re like a cute little fairy.” / “You’re like a small, terrifying gremlin.”

“My legs are long and sexy.”

“I’m not looking down on you. Except literally.”

“Aw, you look like a kid. How cute.”

“Being small makes you optimal for carrying.”

“You know what comes in small packages? Grenades.”

“All the cool presents come in big boxes. Like bouncy castles.”

“Why are you standing on the counter?”

“I may be tall, but my temper is short.” / “I may be tall, but my feelings are small. And fragile.”

“You don’t know the struggle when all pants/skirts/dresses are too short on you.”

“Let me block the sun for you.”

From Bo Burnham’s newly released Netflix special. Trigger warning for mentions of suicide and generally pessimistic/cynical statements, plus swear. Tweak as needed.

DYNAMICS: ✭ friends to lovers ★ rivals to lovers ✦ enemies to lovers ♡ found family ♣ rivals ❦ reluctant allies  ❖ platonic ☢ slowburn  ➤ love at first sight π partners in crime SITUATIONS ☁ one muse saves the other’s life  ☼ one muse (or both) is a single parent  ❆ our muses get shut in due to a storm  ☤ one muse having to patch the other up  ❦ put together through a common goal  ⎔ one muse asking the other to stay the night ϟ our muses work together  ♁ our muses are neighbors  ➽ one muse doesn’t have anyone else to turn to  SETTINGS ✚ crossover between our fandoms ☽ sender’s verse in receivers fandom ☾ receivers verse in sender’s fandom ☯ alternate universe / separate fandom than both muses are in

❝ I want [School Name] on three, Family on six. One, two, three- ❞

❝ Oh, who are you to judge me? You think you’re better than me, bird? ❞

❝ Do you think that pigeons got preferences around food? Do you think there are some pigeons that are like, “I like Cheetos,” and then there are other pigeons who are like, “I like Fritos,” and then the other pigeons are like, “I don’t fuck with Doritos”? ❞

❝ Fuck you guys. I always knew magic was real! ❞

❝ This is weird shit. But hey, private school is crazy, all right? They got juice and shit in the fountains, so I think that’s the thing. ❞

❝ No, Mother, I did not rent an owl on the internet! There are strict handling laws in Seattle. ❞

❝ I’m very proud of you. Artistic expression is so important. It’s like all your piercings and the tattoos that you’ve got. ❞

❝ Clearly I’m different and cool and so much darker than my peers. I deserve this. ❞

❝ Look, I did okay in school, I went along with all the normals and everything for as long as it was convenient, but this is a great opportunity for me!❞

❝ My entire life I have felt just very different from everybody else. I’m very, very different, and that sets me apart and makes me unique and very creative. ❞

❝ If they make me forget you, you have to kill them all with your magic! ❞

❝ Don’t worry, I’ll do a ton of magic killing. ❞

❝ Oh, so you’re like a raven bringing good tidings and news? ❞

❝ I don’t believe or trust you. You constantly say, ‘It’s for the cont,’ and I don’t know what that means. ❞

❝ Woo, D’s make degrees!❞

❝ No, I wouldn’t have enrolled you in a school that involves a flying rat as a delivery mechanism ‘cause we have email. ❞

❝ Oh, boy. Are you gonna be weird, or will you be normal? ❞

❝ Please be normal… ❞

❝ Don’t bow. Don’t do that, that’s so weird. Please don’t do that. ❞

❝ You don’t have to stay, you can go. I know that I’m bad. I know I’m bad to be around. You can go if this is not good for you. ❞

❝ Did it fly here from England? It’s hundreds of days, that’s－ Where does it rest on the ocean? It can’t lock its wings like an albatross and sleep on the wind. ❞

❝ That doesn’t sound cool, that sounds wizardy. ❞

❝ I thought you were gonna straight up die. I thought you were gonna get murdered by a bird. ❞

❝ Owls don’t ring in the wild. I don’t wanna be Mr. Bird Facts all the time, but owls don’t ring naturally. ❞

❝ Oh, that’s just a piece… Mm, no it’s fine. Good for you. I’m very proud of you, and I’m sure your rocks are very magical. ❞

❝ You’re… so… sad. ❞

❝ I’m having the best time I’ve ever had in my life. I’m not sad right now. ❞

❝ My latent abilities as a witch are probably just late in blooming because the flower that blooms in adversity is often the most complex and dark of them all. ❞

❝ I don’t have a screen on my phone. I only have like, three numbers saved in there. It’s 911, poison control, and animal control. ❞

❝ My self-esteem isn’t really tied up in my knowledge of this strange new place that I just found out existed, so. I’m good. ❞

❝ Scuppers? Is that the sport? That’s some, oh, man, that don’t sound cool at all. Saying I’m a scuppers player does not sound like it’s gonna be cool. ❞

❝ Okay, all right. I can integrate this into my world view and still be fine. All right. ❞

❝ Is it because anything that you nurture and care for dies a horrible death? ❞

❝ They don’t all die! Sometimes they do stuff, or they tell me to do stuff. Sometimes they don’t turn out to be animals. One time a pig’s head in the butcher shop told me that God and the devil killed each other. So you know, I don’t know if that’s an animal or not. I don’t know if that’s an animal or not, and it’s been happening for a long time! ❞

❝ I don’t know you, so why are you conspiring with me? ❞

❝ Just general whimsy feels to be hittin’ here. ❞

❝ That is going to do numbers on the 'Gram. ❞

❝ It’s dark, I’m dark. I’m so spooky. ❞

❝ You guys don’t have to hang out with me if you don’t wanna. I know it sucks to be around me. You just saw a bunch of animals vomit blood. I know that sucks. You don’t have to hang around me if you don’t want. ❞

❝ Real people aren’t tropes, though, you know? I’m not a character. ❞

❝ You clearly belong here and should be here and should be learning magic. I’m basically just here to get this, just cut out of me, and just be able to have a life, you know? ❞

some of these are quotes from tiktok creators, and some are from various other forms of media that were popular audios/trends on tiktok

❛ God fucking dammit, Dave! ❜

❛ Oh, a fresh pie! Save me a slice. That’s good. Okay, that’s good. Yeah, that’s…alright that’s good. Oh - okay. Alright. Okay. Alright. Okay. That’s good…that’s good! It’s….IT’S ENOUGH SLICES! ❜

❛ It’s becoming increasingly obvious. I can deny it no longer! …I am small. ❜

❛ Have you ever been beaten by a wet spaghetti noodle by your girlfriend because she has a twin sister and you got confused and fucked her dad? Well that’s how it feels to drive a Ford F2-50. ❜

❛ I live inside you forever! With Satan himself by my side! ❜

❛ I’m picking up really sketch vibes. ❜

❛ I’ve brought you a gift. It’s a crystal, nothing more. ❜

❛ You probably think this world is a dream come true, but you’re wrong. ❜

❛ I was protecting ____. I will always protect ____…..I’m on my way to murder ____! ❜

❛ How is it that you go about defining good and evil? ❜

❛ People are always saying “omg ___! You’re so cute! I’d die for you!” So die. Sacrifice your soul for your queen. ❜

❛ Someone has been in my room and taken my beers away from my room.  ❜

❛ I don’t think so, darling. ❜

❛ I’m fast as fuck boy! Still fast as fuck boy! Come get some! I don’t think you have any idea just how fast I am! ❜

❛ Look at this distinguished gentleman! Look at the way he is sitting. Yes, very distinguished. Mmhmm. I see. I see. ❜

❛ You were dead! I saw you die! ❜

❛ You’re waking the neighbors. SHUT UP! ❜

❛ What the fuck is that fucking thing? What the fuck? Hello? WHOA. CHILL. BAD VIBES! ❜

❛ Not only did you do that, they got your ass on camera! This is the clearest video I’ve ever seen. This is the most HD shit ever! This is 4K. How did they get you in 4k? ❜

❛ What does this do in your fancy car? OH MY GOD I’M PLANNING AN AIRSTRIKE! AHHH! ❜

❛ I may not be a smart man, but uh, I know something’s fucked up when I see it. ❜

❛ Do I remember?…..no. ❜

❛ It is hot as hell in this fucky ass, hot ass room I’m in. IS THAT THE GRIM REAPER?! ❜

❛ No more contacting please. Thanks. Appreciate.  ❜

❛ The trash man! I come out and I throw trash all over the ring. And then I start eating garbage. ❜

❛ Am I a lady or am I a rat? ❜

❛ Goodnight to people with daddy/mommy issues. ❜

❛ I am fucking crazy, but I am free. ❜

❛ He can’t keep getting away with it!  ❜

❛ Baby I’m not even here. I’m a hallucination. ❜

❛ Seems a down right shame. Seems an awful waste. ❜

❛ Come with me, and you’ll be, in a world of osha violations! ❜

❛ I thought you were kidding! I thought it was a joke! I even wrote it down in my diary!  ❜

❛ Everything’s cool right now. Might be some problems later, but uh, we’ll cross that bridge when we get to it. ❜

warning for some nsfw prompts

curling up to next to your lover in bed, giving them a kiss on the cheek

bringing your lover home from a date, and being asked to spend the night

you've been in a fight, your lover has already gone to bed, without resolving it, but you still whisper ''i love you'' before crawling into bed, because it's something you always do before going to sleep, and this fight doesn't chance anything bonus: your lover isn't actually asleep, and pulls you into their arms

you live in an apartment with your best friend. the two of you always fall asleep in each other's arms, but one day, your friend isn't there. they've fallen in love with someone else. it's your other best friend, who recently moved in with you. and that's when you realize, that those nights you spent together, weren't so platonic after all

waking up at 2am, having lazy, gentle sex before falling asleep in each other's arms

your lover doesn't have anything to sleep in, so you lend them one of your shirts, which is totally too big for them, and it's adorable

your lover doesn't have anything to sleep in, you assure them they'll sleep better without anything on

''if you sleep on the couch, then so will i''

you haven't been able to sleep properly in months, until you meet this one person, and before you know it, you're sound asleep. it's the best sleep you've ever had

you find your lover asleep on the couch, kissing their forehead before you carry them to bed and tuck them in

sharing a bed, but, mutually pining, neither of them getting an inch of sleep, both just staring at the ceiling because they're close enough to touch but they can't

two characters cramming onto a couch together because they let their friend have the bed and they don't want to sleep apart from each other

a steady hand resting on your lover's boob

falling asleep while stargazing

you kiss your lover good night, but as they pull you on top of them, you trace kisses all over their body

the big spoon is reluctant to be the little one, but the little one convinces them to try it for one night

sleeping in a bed that's so small, your bodies are touching at all times, making it even harder to keep your hands off of each other and fighting attraction

you're in bed, ready to go to sleep, but is interrupted when your lover flies out of bed, suggesting that you make some pancakes together, and you glare at your lover like, it's fucking two A.M in the morning ?

sharing a bed, moving closer and closer to your slow burn ''lover,'' finally giving into what you've been denying for so long, and instead of sleeping, you spend hours exploring each other's bodies

snow is raging outside, you and your lover spoon each other to stay warm

building a wall of pillows to prevent you from spooning each other (because spooning will lead to sex and it can't happen. again) (spoiler: it does happen again)

your lover's out of time and this is the first time you have to fall asleep without them

falling asleep while watching a movie together

it's 2am. your lover is still playing video games in the living room, so you grab your pillow, settling yourself in between your lover's thighs as you watch them play, and soon enough, you're asleep again

i know we have to be up early tomorrow but i can't stop kissing you

you and your enemy has to share a bed, and you find a bunch of knives hidden under the mattress. you pick one up, glaring at your lover like ''are you actually trying to kill me?'' but it's really just your enemy's way of making sure they're prepared in case they're ever to be attacked

crying yourself to sleep, your lover holding you close, trying to comfort you

sharing a bed with your ''lover'' and being told to “stay on your side of the bed“ only to wake up the next day, with your ''lover's'' arms wrapped around you

comforting your lover, who's just had a nightmare, assuring them they're okay, you're right here with them

falling asleep with your head on your lover's chest, listening to their heartbeat

there's two beds but somehow we still end up in the same one

there's two beds, and we're in love with each other, but not dating, and since none of us are ready to admit our feelings, we'll just pretend like nothing's wrong and awkwardly get into our separate beds even though the both of us want nothing more than to cuddle each other

whispering ''i love you'' to your ''lover'' while they're asleep because you're not sure if they feel the same way but you really needed to tell them that

alternatively, kissing your ''lover'' on the forehead while they're asleep because you're not sure if they feel the same way and they look peaceful while sleeping

your best friend just picked you up from your partner's house, because you just got dumped. you don't want to be alone, so you ask your best friend if you can stay the night, telling them you'll take the couch. your best friend convinces you to sleep in their bed, and as you snuggle closer to them, desperate for some comfort, they're surprised at first, but then pulls you into their arms